Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Must be the letter 'O' today!
Or the letter 'M' time to play
Numbers 6 and 9

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Must be the letter 'O' today!
Or the letter 'M' time to play
Numbers 6 and 9
Fingers on my spine

 

[weespanner]

Must be the letter 'O' today!
Or the letter 'M' time to play
Numbers 6 and 9
Fingers on my spine
And colours? Fifty shades of grey

 

[stickygirl]

There's a strange young man at the gate

 

[weespanner]

There's a strange young man at the gate
Looks like Sticky has a blind date!

 

[Cymru6969]

There's a strange young man at the gate
Looks like Sticky has a blind date!
Be careful! Have fun!!

 

[weespanner]

There's a strange young man at the gate
Looks like Sticky has a blind date!
Be careful! Have fun!!
(Don't forget your gun)

 

[Cymru6969]

There's a strange young man at the gate
Looks like Sticky has a blind date!
Be careful! Have fun!!
(Don't forget your gun)
Mum's waiting, so don't be home late!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Suck your gut in, stick your chest out

 

[stickygirl]

Suck your gut in, stick your chest out
Some leg, some boob and oh yes, pout


love you guys xx

 

[weespanner]

Suck your gut in, stick your chest out
Some leg, some boob and oh yes, pout
The timer is set

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Suck your gut in, stick your chest out
Some leg, some boob and oh yes, pout
The timer is set
Now, ready... get wet

 

[weespanner]

Suck your gut in, stick your chest out
Some leg, some boob and oh yes, pout
The timer is set
Now, ready... get wet
A lick of the lips helps, no doubt

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A good bra is so hard to find

 

[Lia Monde]

A good bra is so hard to find
So often they chafe and they bind

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A good bra is so hard to find
So often they chafe and they bind
Cup sizes galore!

 

[jameslewis]

A good bra is so hard to find
So often they chafe and they bind
Cup sizes galore!
Cover what men adore

 

[Cymru6969]

A good bra is so hard to find
So often they chafe and they bind
Cup sizes galore!
Cover what men adore
If you don't wear one, I won't mind

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But then they'll get saggy and sad!

 

[Adre]

But then they'll get saggy and sad!
Sure but tits aren't ever bad

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But then they'll get saggy and sad!
Sure but tits aren't ever bad
Even when floppy?

 

[Adre]

But then they'll get saggy and sad!
Sure but tits aren't ever bad
Even when floppy?
How far they droppy?

 

[Cymru6969]

But then they'll get saggy and sad!
Sure but tits aren't ever bad
Even when floppy?
How far they droppy?
Enough to fill bags made by Glad

 

[Cymru6969]

But then they'll get saggy and sad!
Sure but tits aren't ever bad
Even when floppy?
How far they droppy?
Enough to fill bags made by Glad

 

[stickygirl]

I hear Cymru likes to come twice ^^