Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[stickygirl]

They wanted to have sex on the beach
An act that was well within reach.
So he took her in hand
Shed their clothes on the sand
Got grit up the crack of her peach

 

[Lia Monde]

The movie was about a sweet whore

 

[texou]

The movie was about a sweet whore
No matter how much, she wanted more

 

[Lia Monde]

The movie was about a sweet whore
No matter how much, she wanted more
She'd provide a great thrill

 

[jameslewis]

The movie was about a sweet whore
No matter how much, she wanted more
She'd provide a great thrill
She never had her fill

 

[GentleBastard]

I'm just gonna interject here and say that it kinda bothers me how little attention we're paying to meter here. Limericks aren't just AABBA, people!

 

[Lia Monde]

The movie was about a sweet whore
No matter how much, she wanted more
She'd provide a great thrill
She never had her fill
Her gusto was a thing of lore

 

[Lia Monde]

Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold

 

[stickygirl]

I'm just gonna interject here and say that it kinda bothers me how little attention we're paying to meter here. Limericks aren't just AABBA, people!

Agreed, but getting people to rhyme is a triumph of sorts

In bed, he messed up his thrusting




Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Iambic pentameter gold

 

[GentleBastard]

Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold (Try "fun PO-ems ought NOT cause a SCOLD")
Yet your teacher would like something bold

 

[spjd]

His intent overcome by his lusting

 

[weespanner]

I'm just gonna interject here and say that it kinda bothers me how little attention we're paying to meter here. Limericks aren't just AABBA, people!

http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/applause/smileys-applause-156875.gif


In bed, he messed up his thrusting
His intent overcome by his lusting
He tried to atone


Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Iambic pentameter gold
Just follow the rules


Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Yet your teacher would like something bold
An erotic tale

 

[Cymru6969]

In bed, he messed up his thrusting
His intent overcome by his lusting
He tried to atone
On tape it is shown


Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Iambic pentameter gold
Just follow the rules
We don't suffer fools


Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Yet your teacher would like something bold
An erotic tale
Both lusty and hale

 

[weespanner]

In bed, he messed up his thrusting
His intent overcome by his lusting
He tried to atone
On tape it is shown
His rhythm needed adjusting


Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Iambic pentameter gold
Just follow the rules
We don't suffer fools
Conform to the limerick mold


Fun poems shouldn't produce a scold
Yet your teacher would like something bold
An erotic tale
Both lusty and hale
That has him throbbing when it's told

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Geez I'm glad you finished that, I don't think I could deal with a three parter at this hour of the morning


Early birds pick fat, juicy worms

 

[Cymru6969]

Early birds pick fat, juicy worms
Prostitutes work hard for their sperms

 

[stickygirl]

Early birds pick fat, juicy worms
Prostitutes work hard for their sperms
Some don't like that junk

 

[weespanner]

Early birds pick fat, juicy worms
Prostitutes work hard for their sperms
Some don't like that junk
But when it's a hunk

 

[stickygirl]

Early birds pick fat, juicy worms
Prostitutes work hard for their sperms
Some don't like that junk
But when it's a hunk
They still have a living to earn

 

[Cymru6969]

Give me ten inches. Make it hurt!

 

[weespanner]

Give me ten inches. Make it hurt!
Said Big Bird to Ernie and Bert

 

[Cymru6969]

Give me ten inches. Make it hurt!
Said Big Bird to Ernie and Bert *gigglesnort*
One six, and one four

 

[Lia Monde]

Give me ten inches. Make it hurt!
Said Big Bird to Ernie and Bert
One six, and one four
Enter each door

 

[weespanner]

Give me ten inches. Make it hurt!
Said Big Bird to Ernie and Bert
One six, and one four
Enter each door
And soon make our yellow friend squirt


Must be the letter 'O' today!

 

[texou]

Must be the letter 'O' today!
Or the letter 'M' time to play