Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[kedsnbourbon]

Stay with me 'til morning, she said
As they lay entwined in her bed
I'll make it worthwhile
And do you in style

 

[weespanner]

Stay with me 'til morning, she said
As they lay entwined in her bed
I'll make it worthwhile
And do you in style
Just wait 'til you feel me give head

 

[Skankstar]

There once was a gal named jess
Whose tits were better than the rest
She was never unkind
And never paid any mind
When i tried to unzip her dress.

Thanks Darpper you are such a sweetie

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Slide your wiener into my bun

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Thanks Darpper you are such a sweetie
Said Jess to a boy named Petey

 

[Lia Monde]

Slide your wiener into my bun
You'll surely find it quite fun

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Slide your wiener into my bun
You'll surely find it quite fun
Add to it a pickle

 

[Lia Monde]

Slide your wiener into my bun
You'll surely find it quite fun
Add to it a pickle
That provides a special tickle

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Slide your wiener into my bun
You'll surely find it quite fun
Add to it a pickle
That provides a special tickle
Like it, and have another one~!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Thanks Darpper you are such a sweetie
Said Jess to a boy named Petey
Give a wink and a kiss

 

[FUBARd1]

Thanks Darpper you are such a sweetie
Said Jess to a boy named Petey
Give a wink and a kiss
She gasped with a hiss

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Thanks Darpper you are such a sweetie
Said Jess to a boy named Petey
Give a wink and a kiss
She gasped with a hiss
Then she let him know she was all needy!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some boys from out west keep women hanging~!

 

[FUBARd1]

Some boys from out west keep women hanging~!
They fire them up, get their strings all-a-twanging

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Some boys from out west keep women hanging~!
They fire them up, get their strings all-a-twanging
Then let them get cold~!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Some boys from out west keep women hanging~!
They fire them up, get their strings all-a-twanging
Then let them get cold~!
Till, lo and behold,

 

[stickygirl]

Some boys from out west keep women hanging~!
They fire them up, get their strings all-a-twanging
Then let them get cold~!
Till, lo and behold,
They soon prefer tribbing to banging

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex? The answer is ways yes.

 

[weespanner]

Sex? The answer is ways yes.
That should read 'always' I guess?

 

[stickygirl]

Sex? The answer is ways yes.
That should read 'always' I guess?
He's pissed as a newt

hi wee xxx

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex? The answer is ways yes.
That should read 'always' I guess?
He's pissed as a newt
That I must refute

ladies

 

[stickygirl]

Sex? The answer is ways yes.
That should read 'always' I guess?
He's pissed as a newt
That I must refute
With a permanent hard-on he's blessed

 

[weespanner]

...hi folks!

One night on the 4th of July

 

[Adre]

One night on the 4th of July
Her mouth engulfed me, oh my!

 

[weespanner]

One night on the 4th of July
Her mouth engulfed me, oh my!
A firework display