Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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He was so ready to get laid
So she dressed up as a French maid
He brought flowers
 
He was so ready to get laid
So she dressed up as a French maid
He brought flowers
Shagged her for hours
 
He was so ready to get laid
So she dressed up as a French maid
He brought flowers
Shagged her for hours
Now look at all the mess they made!
 
Cosplay is fun and refreshing
Tails and ears fit for meshing
And what you don't know
 
Cosplay is fun and refreshing
Tails and ears fit for meshing
And what you don't know
is she's wanting to blow
 
Cosplay is fun and refreshing
Tails and ears fit for meshing
And what you don't know
is she's wanting to blow
So kneel down it's time for undreshing*


*to be said in a Sean Connery accent:)
 
Lishen to me, Moneypenny
You were good, but one of many
Now look in my tux

hello all :)

hiya back, Sticky
 
Hey folks :)


Lishen to me, Moneypenny
You were good, but one of many
Now look in my tux
It cost twenty bucks
 
Hey folks


Lishen to me, Moneypenny
You were good, but one of many
Now look in my tux
It cost twenty bucks
But got me laid in Kilkenny
 
Dr No would always say Yes
When Pussy Galore shed her dress
And knelt at his feet
His heart skipped a beat
 
Dr No would always say Yes
When Pussy Galore shed her dress
And knelt at his feet
His heart skipped a beat
His cock throbbed as well is my guess
 
She sat on his face with a sigh
While his cock rose eight inches high
She circled her hips
As he sucked her lips
 
She sat on his face with a sigh
While his cock rose eight inches high
She circled her hips
As he sucked her lips
'Til her juices ran down her thigh :devil:
 
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