Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[AbsintheFather]

Sometimes I rant. Sorry my friends.
Oh, so now you try to make amends
a heartfelt confession
from a post-bitch session
So then, can I use 12 on the ends?

 

[Cymru6969]

Sometimes I rant. Sorry my friends.
Oh, so now you try to make amends
a heartfelt confession
from a post-bitch session
So then, can I use 12 on the ends?

She'll take all twelve up the rear end

 

[AbsintheFather]

She'll take all twelve up the rear end
For that, a lot of lube I'd recommend

 

[Cymru6969]

all twelve up the rear end
For that, a lot of lube I'd recommend
It scrapes out polyps

 

[weespanner]

She'll take all twelve up the rear end
For that, a lot of lube I'd recommend
It scrapes out polyps
With creamy dollops

 

[sweetsauce]

She'll take all twelve up the rear end
For that, a lot of lube I'd recommend
It scrapes out polyps
With creamy dollops
Her fortitude you have to commend!

 

[HypnosDenied]

A desperate fellow named Hank

 

[sweetsauce]

A desperate fellow named Hank
Was hoping for a bloody good wank

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

A desperate fellow named Hank
was trying to find a place to wank

 

[HypnosDenied]

A desperate fellow named Hank
Was hoping for a bloody good wank
But his plans went awry

 

[sweetsauce]

A desperate fellow named Hank
Was hoping for a bloody good wank
But his plans went awry
When his wife, he did spy


A desperate fellow named Hank
was trying to find a place to wank
He sat in the chair

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

A desperate fellow named Hank
Was hoping for a bloody good wank
But his plans went awry
When his wife, he did spy
and his hard on it did shrank

 

[weespanner]

A desperate fellow named Hank
Was hoping for a bloody good wank
But his plans went awry
When his wife, he did spy
With a full mouth at the sperm bank

 

[weespanner]

oops, sorry...this one wasn't there earlier...

A desperate fellow named Hank
was trying to find a place to wank
He sat in the chair
Then tied back his hair
'Cos his aim was usually rank

 

[mamasota]

She wondered, should she swallow or spit






(((((wee)))))

 

[weespanner]

She wondered, should she swallow or spit
Or just let him cum on her tit

((mama))

 

[HypnosDenied]

She wondered, should she swallow or spit
Or just let him cum on her tit
As she felt his cock swell

 

[weespanner]

She wondered, should she swallow or spit
Or just let him cum on her tit
As she felt his cock swell
And him groan 'fuckin' hell!'

 

[HypnosDenied]

She wondered, should she swallow or spit
Or just let him cum on her tit
As she felt his cock swell
And him groan 'fuckin' hell!'
One drop! To his shame, that was it...

 

[Adre]

She wondered, should she swallow or spit
Or just let him cum on her tit
As she felt his cock swell
And him groan 'fuckin' hell!'
Thought, I've had enough of this Brit


(Hi gorgeous)

 

[mamasota]

Turns out, the "Brit" was really Canuck

 

[meop79]

Turns out, the "Brit" was really Canuck
I found out when we went to fuck

 

[HypnosDenied]

Turns out, the "Brit" was really Canuck
I found out when we went to fuck
Though he had a Prince Albert

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Turns out, the "Brit" was really Canuck
I found out when we went to fuck
Though he had a Prince Albert
Smooth on my breasts so pert

 

[meop79]

Turns out, the "Brit" was really Canuck
I found out when we went to fuck
Though he had a Prince Albert
Smooth on my breasts so pert
He was really polite, what luck!