A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
But sometimes, 'tis true,
One's poor mouth doth spew
Way too many bloody syllables and really stuffs everything up!
Once upon a time in ol'Ireland
I met a young guy from the tyre stand
Who threw me up on a tire
For she did aspire who is she?
To be vulcanized by fire?
People, please display some courtesy to form of the Limerick. Any possible rhyme words are appreciated as well. Think about the next possible response, so as not to paint someone into a corner. 8.8.5.5.8 is the meter.
Don't be a serial off-beater
The dancer says, "I'll give you 8!"
And not one more, or 'what for', mate!
All eight were fine
But I'd prefer nine
Of course you would that would be great..