Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
Fill it out in a jiff
Take a tug on your spliff
 
A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
Fill it out in a jiff
Take a tug on your spliff
Follow the rules and do no harm
 
A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
Fill it out in a jiff
Take a tug on your spliff
Or the IRS, your ass it will corn
 
A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
The rules make it fun
And then when you're done
 
A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
The rules make it fun
And then when you're done
You would have stood tall 'gainst the storm
 
One upon a time in ol'Ireland
I met a young guy from the tyre stand
Who threw me up on a tire
 
A Limerick needs correct form
88558 is the norm
But sometimes, 'tis true,
One's poor mouth doth spew
Way too many bloody syllables and really stuffs everything up! :mad:
 
One upon a time in ol'Ireland
I met a young guy from the tyre stand
Who threw me up on a tire
For she did aspire
 
Once upon a time in ol'Ireland
I met a young guy from the tyre stand
Who threw me up on a tire
For she did aspire who is she?
To be vulcanized by fire?

People, please display some courtesy to form of the Limerick. Any possible rhyme words are appreciated as well. Think about the next possible response, so as not to paint someone into a corner. 8.8.5.5.8 is the meter.
Don't be a serial off-beater :D
 
The dancer says, "I'll give you 8!"
And not one more, or 'what for', mate!
All eight were fine
 
The dancer says, "I'll give you 8!"
And not one more, or 'what for', mate!
All eight were fine
But I'd prefer nine
 
The dancer says, "I'll give you 8!"
And not one more, or 'what for', mate!
All eight were fine
But I'd prefer nine
Of course you would that would be great..
 
Sometimes I rant. Sorry my friends.
Oh, so now you try to make amends
a heartfelt confession
 
Sometimes I rant. Sorry my friends.
Oh, so now you try to make amends
a heartfelt confession
from a post-bitch session
 
Sometimes I rant. Sorry my friends.
Oh, so now you try to make amends
a heartfelt confession
from a post-bitch session
to recovery certainly lends
 
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