Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[37_ttej]

And now the clean-up begins
From her boobies down to her shins
Wow, what a fun mess

 

[DukeSupernature]

And now the clean-up begins
From her boobies down to her shins
Wow, what a fun mess
Luck, there's no spoiled dress

 

[stickygirl]

And now the clean-up begins
From her boobies down to her shins
Wow, what a fun mess
Luck, there's no spoiled dress
Leave the shit-stained pants in the bins
Note - a bin is a dumpster in UK speak


Should've have started the day with a douche

 

[DukeSupernature]

Should've have started the day with a douche
She'd more on her list than her tush

 

[stickygirl]

Should've have started the day with a douche
She'd more on her list than her tush
Had to pay for her rent

 

[DukeSupernature]

Should've have started the day with a douche
She'd more on her list than her tush
Had to pay for her rent
So the rules get bent

 

[stickygirl]

Should've have started the day with a douche
She'd more on her list than her tush
Had to pay for her rent
So the rules get bent
And trusting a fart leads to poos...

 

[mamasota]

Morris thought his technique was the best

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Morris thought his technique was the best
So he decided to put it to the test

 

[indy0311]

Morris thought his technique was the best
So he decided to put it to the test
He pushed his thing in...
then pulled it out again...

 

[indy0311]

Morris thought his technique was the best
So he decided to put it to the test
He pushed his thing in...
then pulled it out again...
She was a willing partner -- he's blessed.

 

[37_ttej]

His piston was pumping fast

 

[Artofromance]

His piston was pumping fast
Engine heating, he hopes he can last

 

[37_ttej]

His piston was pumping fast
Engine heating, he hopes he can last
Friction going on

 

[sweetsauce]

His piston was pumping fast
Engine heating, he hopes he can last
Friction going on
Control nearly gone...

 

[37_ttej]

His piston was pumping fast
Engine heating, he hopes he can last
Friction going on
Control nearly gone
His cum spurts out with a blast

 

[sweetsauce]

"I'm kinky!" she said with a moan

 

[pensivepoet]

"I'm kinky!" she said with a moan
But i'm a priest! He replied with a groan

 

[sweetsauce]

"I'm kinky!" she said with a moan
But i'm a priest! He replied with a groan
Spread out on the pew

 

[pensivepoet]

"I'm kinky!" she said with a moan
But i'm a priest! He replied with a groan
Spread out on the pew
His holiness flew!

 

[sweetsauce]

"I'm kinky!" she said with a moan
But i'm a priest! He replied with a groan
Spread out on the pew
His holiness flew!
While the bishop just watched from the throne

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She picked him up in a seedy bar

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

She picked him up in a seedy bar
and took him home in her car

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She picked him up in a seedy bar
and took him home in her car
Once there, she dimmed the light

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

She picked him up in a seedy bar
and took him home in her car
Once there, she dimmed the light
and they both cried out in delight