Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a lass from Lim'rick

 

[37_ttej]

There once was a lass from Lim'rick
Who frightened the men with 'her' dick

 

[weespanner]

There once was a lass from Lim'rick
Who frightened the men with 'her' dick
They felt insecure

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a lass from Lim'rick
Who frightened the men with 'her' dick
They felt insecure
She seemed so demure

 

[weespanner]

There once was a lass from Lim'rick
Who frightened the men with 'her' dick
They felt insecure
She seemed so demure
But had a gruff voice for a chick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

This chick was excited to peep

 

[weespanner]

This chick was excited to peep
But then she collapsed in a heap

 

[kedsnbourbon]

This chick was excited to peep
But then she collapsed in a heap
She rubbed herself raw

 

[weespanner]

This chick was excited to peep
But then she collapsed in a heap
She rubbed herself raw
And came with a 'Caw!!!'

 

[37_ttej]

This chick was excited to peep
But then she collapsed in a heap
She rubbed herself raw
And came with a 'Caw!!!'
Over the hood of the Jeep

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

A guy who was about to begin

 

[DukeSupernature]

A guy who was about to begin
Was already making a din

 

[sweetsauce]

A guy who was about to begin
Was already making a din
A tickle and slap

 

[DukeSupernature]

A guy who was about to begin
Was already making a din
A tickle and slap
A whack and a splat

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

A guy who was about to begin
Was already making a din
A tickle and slap
A whack and a splat
It was over before it got in

 

[sweetsauce]

Frustrated she called out for more

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Frustrated she called out for more
Then she took matters into her own hand

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore

 

[availableslave2u]

Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore
she grabbed her favorite toy

 

[indy0311]

Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore
she grabbed her favorite toy
it's pleasure she planned to employ

 

[DoRaMe]

Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore
she grabbed her favorite toy
Instead of that boy

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore
she grabbed her favorite toy
it's pleasure she planned to employ
and she plunged it into her core


Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore
she grabbed her favorite toy
Instead of that boy
and showed him how to really score

 

[WetBiMoose]

Frustrated she called out for more
but he was a devilish bore
she grabbed her favorite toy
Instead of that boy
And came, writhing all over the floor

 

[37_ttej]

And now the clean-up begins

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

And now the clean-up begins
From her boobies down to her shins