Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[37_ttej]

Meh, decided to finish my rhyme
Since the rest of you don't seem to have time
I'm sitting here bored

 

[SpicySweets]

Meh, decided to finish my rhyme
Since the rest of you don't seem to have time
I'm sitting here bored
And liquor's been poured

 

[37_ttej]

Meh, decided to finish my rhyme
Since the rest of you don't seem to have time
I'm sitting here bored
And liquor's been poured
And I'm really not into mime.



http://m.quickmeme.com/img/16/16a0cc5e1b20025bb613f12bf9bbc53f4fbf082b29620a0f62bfc1c46a58b1b7.jpg

 

[SpicySweets]

Mimes are just as scary as clowns!

 

[37_ttej]

Mimes are just as scary as clowns!
Their 'smiles' are much worse than their frowns.

 

[SpicySweets]

Mimes are just as scary as clowns!
Their 'smiles' are much worse than their frowns.
They're eerily silent

 

[WetBiMoose]

Mimes are just as scary as clowns
Especially the ones with the frowns
They're eerily silent
And creepily violent

 

[37_ttej]

Mimes are just as scary as clowns
Especially the ones with the frowns
They're eerily silent
And creepily violent
Watch out for the ones wearing gowns!

(cos they've escaped from a certain institution ... )

 

[37_ttej]

The Joker's the worst of the lot

 

[WetBiMoose]

The Joker's the worst of the lot
He's everything Batman is not

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Joker's the worst of the lot
He's everything Batman is not
Malicious, uncouth,

 

[mamasota]

The Joker's the worst of the lot
He's everything Batman is not
Malicious, uncouth,
Seldom speaks the truth

 

[37_ttej]

The Joker's the worst of the lot
He's everything Batman is not
Malicious, uncouth,
Seldom speaks the truth
And to top it off, he ain't hot!

(although Heath Ledger did have a sort of roguish charm, just like all us Aussie lads )

 

[DukeSupernature]

The Joker's the worst of the lot
He's everything Batman is not
Malicious, uncouth,
Seldom speaks the truth
That's why some girls will find him hot.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Riddler says the Joker's a joke

 

[37_ttej]

The wimmens love guys with charm

(sorry, Mama - gotta run )

 

[mamasota]

Riddler says the Joker's a joke
Ridiculous make up for a bloke



The wimmens love guys with charm
I'm thinking "sound the alarm!"

 

[37_ttej]

Riddler says the Joker's a joke
Ridiculous make up for a bloke
And that purple suit



The wimmens love guys with charm
I'm thinking "sound the alarm!"
'Ware Jett's on da loose

 

[mamasota]

Riddler says the Joker's a joke
Ridiculous make up for a bloke
And that purple suit
He thinks is so cute


The wimmens love guys with charm
I'm thinking "sound the alarm!"
'Ware Jett's on da loose
Better guard your caboose!

 

[weespanner]

Riddler says the Joker's a joke
Ridiculous make up for a bloke
And that purple suit
He thinks is so cute
These 'heroes' are really weird folk!


The wimmens love guys with charm
I'm thinking "sound the alarm!"
'Ware Jett's on da loose
Better guard your caboose!
Cos that thing's the size of an arm

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

'The cat's in the cradle', wink-wink

 

[DukeSupernature]

'The cat's in the cradle', wink-wink
Be quick to join her there - Don't blink

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

'The cat's in the cradle', wink-wink
Be quick to join her there - Don't blink
Lick away your stress

 

[DukeSupernature]

'The cat's in the cradle', wink-wink
Be quick to join her there - Don't blink
Lick away your stress
'Zen' in tongue's caress

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

'The cat's in the cradle', wink-wink
Be quick to join her there - Don't blink
Lick away your stress
'Zen' in tongue's caress
Getting lost in the soft and the pink