Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

This will get the party started

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Playing orgy now there's a fun game

 

[weespanner]

Playing orgy now there's a fun game
'Cos not all willies look the same

 

[DukeSupernature]

Playing orgy now there's a fun game
'Cos not all willies look the same
And nor do the gals

 

[pensivepoet]

Playing orgy now there's a fun game
'Cos not all willies look the same
And nor do the gals
Kissing lesbian pals

 

[weespanner]

Playing orgy now there's a fun game
'Cos not all willies look the same
And nor do the gals
Kissing lesbian pals
And setting the passion aflame

or

Playing orgy now there's a fun game
'Cos not all willies look the same
And nor do the gals
Kissing lesbian pals
(That weird looking cock is to blame! )

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I could just sway you somehow

 

[weespanner]

If I could just sway you somehow
To get on all fours here and now

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I could just sway you somehow
To get on all fours here and now
If I promised sin

 

[weespanner]

If I could just sway you somehow
To get on all fours here and now
If I promised sin
And plenty of gin

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I could just sway you somehow
To get on all fours here and now
If I promised sin
And plenty of gin
Would you lick the leaf of my bough?

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

There once was a shy girl from Nantuckett

 

[texou]

There once was a shy girl from Nantuckett
So shy, but she wanted to suck it

 

[TomBoner]

There once was a shy girl from Nantuckett
who would hide her head in a bucket

 

[Erlikkhan]

There once was a shy girl from Nantuckett
who would hide her head in a bucket
With her ass in the air

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a shy girl from Nantuckett
who would hide her head in a bucket
With her ass in the air
You couldn't grab hair

 

[Erlikkhan]

There once was a shy girl from Nantuckett
who would hide her head in a bucket
With her ass in the air
You couldn't grab hair
So he lifted her skirt and looked up it!

 

[37_ttej]

He really liked what he saw

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He really liked what he saw
But short of him breaking the law

 

[missmaddy]

He really liked what he saw
But short of him breaking the law
He exposed what he could

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He really liked what he saw
But short of him breaking the law
He exposed what he could
Of his homegrown hardwood

 

[missmaddy]

He really liked what he saw
But short of him breaking the law
He exposed what he could
Of his homegrown hardwood
And hoped that it wasn't too small.

 

[37_ttej]

She looked and her eyes opened wide!
At the log he's trying to hide.
Good lord it's quite huge
(It'd make a good luge)
Ain't no way that's fitting inside!

 

[37_ttej]

Meh, decided to finish my rhyme.

 

[SpicySweets]

Meh, decided to finish my rhyme
Since the rest of you don't seem to have time