Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

She looks great in boy shorts or lace
Concealing her delightful place
No matter her dress
I long to caress
She looks best while riding my face

 

[Lia Monde]

A girl named her pussy "Hello"

 

[weespanner]

A girl named her pussy "Hello"
Decorated it with a red bow

 

[travelmate2002]

A girl named her pussy "Hello"
Decorated it with a red bow
she needed a trim

 

[weespanner]

A girl named her pussy "Hello"
Decorated it with a red bow
she needed a trim
And so on a whim

 

[Dan638]

A girl named her pussy "Hello"
Decorated it with a red bow
she needed a trim
And so on a whim
She gave Hello a good mow

 

[mamasota]

LOL @ Dan ^ there, nice one


The landscaper thought it was nice

 

[HellBenttoo]

The landscaper thought it was nice
After viewing her yard once or twice

 

[mamasota]

The landscaper thought it was nice
After viewing her yard once or twice
But that one little strip

 

[weespanner]

(((mama)))

The landscaper thought it was nice
After viewing her yard once or twice
But that one little strip
Got caught in his zip

 

[texou]

(((mama)))

The landscaper thought it was nice
After viewing her yard once or twice
But that one little strip
Got caught in his zip
It took off a pretty big slice

 

[texou]

Her skirt was sexy and short

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt was sexy and short
Made her look a right pretty sport

 

[weespanner]

Her skirt was sexy and short
Made her look a right pretty sport
When she bent down

 

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