Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Adre]

Women are smarter than men
They possess a spirit of Zen
They get lost in thought
But are never fraught
Please run that by me again

 

[RedDeeDee]

Women are smarter than men
They possess a spirit of Zen
They get lost in thought
But are never fraught
With worries ever again

 

[Hornblende]

Women are smarter than men
They possess a spirit of Zen
They get lost in thought
But are never fraught
With worries ever again

But modesty's not their best part

 

[GypsyGirl84]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart

 

[Hornblende]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
Now that's just fallacious

 

[KimaniNight]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
And guys often scratch

 

[GypsyGirl84]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
Now that's just fallacious
Though definitely not specious

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
And guys often scratch
From critters that they catch

 

[KimaniNight]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
Now that's just fallacious
Though definitely not specious
Because that's who men are at heart

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
And guys often scratch
From critters that they catch
So it's best to avoid them from the start

 

[Hornblende]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
Now that's just fallacious
Though definitely not specious
They're just less discreet at the start

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
And guys often scratch
From critters that they catch
Just look at that STD chart...

 

[KimaniNight]

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
Now that's just fallacious
Though definitely not specious
Because that's who men are at heart

But modesty's not their best part
Though men are more inclined to fart
And guys often scratch
From critters that they catch
So it's best to avoid them from the start
,

 

[RedDeeDee]

Two gals with hair red and brunette

 

[Penuche]

Two gals with hair red and brunette
fought over a can of Elnett

 

[Cymru6969]

Two gals with hair red and brunette
fought over a can of Elnett
When sprayed in the eyes

 

[weespanner]

Two gals with hair red and brunette
fought over a can of Elnett
When sprayed in the eyes
That look of surprise

 

[Cymru6969]

Two gals with hair red and brunette
fought over a can of Elnett
When sprayed in the eyes
That look of surprise
Lit match and they're blown to Phuket

 

[Adre]

In fact I was blown in Phuket

 

[LizVegas79]

In fact I was blown in Phuket
Now I can cross that off my bucket

 

[RedDeeDee]

In fact I was blown in Phuket
Now I can cross that off my bucket
And mark down a Red
You got into bed

 

[DarciD]

In fact I was blown in Phuket
Now I can cross that off my bucket
And mark down a Red
You got into bed
Off to be laid in Nantucket ...

 

[Penuche]

Nantucket's not bad, as it goes,

 

[thebeesknees]

Nantucket's not bad, as it goes,
lots of high quality rich little hoe's

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Nantucket's not bad, as it goes,
lots of high quality rich little hoe's
The Lilly's so pink

 

[Trekka]

Nantucket's not bad, as it goes,
lots of high quality rich little hoe's
The Lilly's so pink
And gilded with mink

 

[DarciD]

Nantucket's not bad, as it goes,
lots of high quality rich little hoe's
The Lilly's so pink
And gilded with mink
And, they welcome those who write prose.

 

[dearc]

Now I live in the deep South