Write our own Limericks v 6.0

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A brunette, a blonde and a redhead
Three lasses with smiles jumped into bed
Well lucky for me
For I fucked all three
But that only happened in your head! :D:D:D
 
Two lasses, one red and one dark
Strolled off, hand in hand, to the park
They sank to the ground
In an arbour they found
 
Two lasses, one red and one dark
Strolled off, hand in hand, to the park
They sank to the ground
In an arbour they found
Good positions against oak bark
 
One line to a customer please
She smiled as she got on her knees
The girl looking down
On her redheaded crown
 
One line to a customer please
She smiled as she got on her knees
The girl looking down
On her redheaded crown
Said I shall certainly agree to your fees!
 
One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
 
One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
Though it goes unspoken
 
One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
Though it goes unspoken
And always incurs extra fees :eek:
 
One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
Though it goes unspoken
Rule breakers are subject to tease
 
Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
 
Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
A ménage à trois? :devil:
 
Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
A ménage à trois? :devil:
That'll stick in their craw
 
Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
A ménage à trois? :devil:
That'll stick in their craw
If I whip out my dick will you suck it?
 
:D

Perhaps summer knight will say yes
Only to an upskirt of your dress
Well that sucks! (or not) ;)
 
:D

Perhaps summer knight will say yes
Only to an upskirt of your dress
Well that sucks! (or not) ;)
No cocks, just twat :devil:
 
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