Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[RedDeeDee]

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead
Three lasses with smiles jumped into bed
Well lucky for me
For I fucked all three
But that only happened in your head!

 

[Hornblende]

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead
Three lasses with smiles jumped into bed
Well lucky for me
For I fucked all three
But that only happened in your head!

A fantasy, true, but that's fine

 

[RedDeeDee]

Two lasses, one red and one dark,

 

[GypsyGirl84]

Two lasses, one red and one dark
Strolled off, hand in hand, to the park

 

[Hornblende]

Two lasses, one red and one dark
Strolled off, hand in hand, to the park
They sank to the ground
In an arbour they found

 

[Cymru6969]

Two lasses, one red and one dark
Strolled off, hand in hand, to the park
They sank to the ground
In an arbour they found
Good positions against oak bark

 

[RedDeeDee]

One line to a customer please

 

[summer_knight]

One line to a customer please
She smiled as she got on her knees

 

[RedDeeDee]

One line to a customer please
She smiled as she got on her knees
The girl looking down
On her redheaded crown

 

[GypsyGirl84]

One line to a customer please
She smiled as she got on her knees
The girl looking down
On her redheaded crown
Said I shall certainly agree to your fees!

 

[RedDeeDee]

One verse to a contributor please

 

[JackMoz]

One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease

 

[Hornblende]

One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken

 

[KimaniNight]

One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
Though it goes unspoken

 

[Hornblende]

One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
Though it goes unspoken
And always incurs extra fees

 

[DarciD]

One verse to a contributor, please
Anything else will displease
But rules can be broken
Though it goes unspoken
Rule breakers are subject to tease

 

[summer_knight]

Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"

 

[DarciD]

Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket

 

[weespanner]

Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
A ménage à trois?

 

[summer_knight]

Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
A ménage à trois?
That'll stick in their craw

 

[Adre]

Let's break the rules and say, "Fuck it!"
Knock one off the List-O-Bucket
A ménage à trois?
That'll stick in their craw
If I whip out my dick will you suck it?

 

[weespanner]

^^hehe

Perhaps summer knight will say yes

 

[summer_knight]

Perhaps summer knight will say yes
Only to an upskirt of your dress

 

[weespanner]

Perhaps summer knight will say yes
Only to an upskirt of your dress
Well that sucks! (or not)

 

[summer_knight]

Perhaps summer knight will say yes
Only to an upskirt of your dress
Well that sucks! (or not)
No cocks, just twat