Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

Two in the pink, one in the stink
The cry down at the bowling rink
A split or a spare
They don't seem to care

 

[Cymru6969]

Two in the pink, one in the stink
The cry down at the bowling rink
A split or a spare
They don't seem to care
Maintaining a finger-hole link

 

[travelmate2002]

Feeling lazy she stayed back in bed

 

[Cymru6969]

Feeling lazy she stayed back in bed
Visions of orgasms in her head

 

[barefootgirl69]

Feeling lazy she stayed back in bed
Visions of orgasms in her head
Her finger moved down

 

[tnh_06]

Feeling lazy she stayed back in bed
Visions of orgasms in her head
Her finger moved down
Her white silken gown

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Feeling lazy she stayed back in bed
Visions of orgasms in her head
Her finger moved down
Her white silken gown
Fucked herself till her cunt glowed red

 

[weespanner]

That sounds like a red hot poker

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker

 

[weespanner]

That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker
Still she wanted more

 

[Cymru6969]

That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker
Still she wanted more
Knock, knock at the door

 

[LadyJS]

That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker
Still she wanted more
Though she was sore

 

[weespanner]

That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker
Still she wanted more
Knock, knock at the door
Her boyfriend had turned up to stroke her


That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker
Still she wanted more
Though she was sore
Her pussy turned into a smoker

 

[Cymru6969]

That sounds like a red hot poker
Turned her into a right soaker
Still she wanted more
Though she was sore
Her man was summoned to stroke 'er

JINX!!

 

[weespanner]

Hehe

He was only too happy to please

 

[jameslewis]

He was only too happy to please
And so he sank to his knees

And it's wonderful to see this lady posting again. You've been missed.

 

[weespanner]

That's very kind of you to say so, thanks!

He was only too happy to please
And so he sank to his knees
She spread her thighs wide

 

[texou]

He was only too happy to please
And so he sank to his knees
She spread her thighs wide
So anxious to ride

 

[weespanner]

He was only too happy to please
And so he sank to his knees
She spread her thighs wide
So anxious to ride
She gave him an almighty squeeze

 

[texou]

She sank down it nice and slow

 

[Lia Monde]

She sank down it nice and slow
Her vagina began to glow

 

[cliteatingman]

She sank down it nice and slow
Her vagina began to glow
His cock went deep

 

[Hornblende]

She sank down it nice and slow
Her vagina began to glow
His cock went deep
Then it started to beep

 

[Cymru6969]

She sank down it nice and slow
Her vagina began to glow
His cock went deep
Then it started to beep
Time for the cyborg to blow

 

[Hornblende]

When three people meet on a bed