Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

He convinced her to go back to his place
Never noting the look on her face.
The next thing she knew
He had her askew
She came faster than the Daytona Race!

 

[BurningMonkey]

He convinced her to go back to his place
Never noting the look on her face.
The next thing she knew
He had her askew
She came faster than the Daytona Race!

Her panties were scorched by the heat

 

[Hornblende]

Her panties were scorched by the heat
So she doffed them and opened her feet

 

[barefootgirl69]

Her panties were scorched by the heat
So she doffed them and opened her feet
Laid back in the sun

 

[BurningMonkey]

Her panties were scorched by the heat
So she doffed them and opened her feet
Laid back in the sun
Said, "Come here, hun,"

 

[Hornblende]

Her panties were scorched by the heat
So she doffed them and opened her feet
Laid back in the sun
Enjoying the fun

 

[thebeesknees]

Her panties were scorched by the heat
So she doffed them and opened her feet
Laid back in the sun
Enjoying the fun
The view that she showed was so sweet

 

[Hornblende]

She lay there in full naked glory

 

[BurningMonkey]

She lay there in full naked glory
Hoping to add to the story

 

[barefootgirl69]

She lay there in full naked glory
Hoping to add to the story
The day was not done

 

[thefishfryer]

She lay there in full naked glory
Hoping to add to the story
The day was not done
Until the room spun

 

[travelmate2002]

She went to a party, dressed in red

 

[Hornblende]

She went to a party, dressed in red
Then she found herself easily led

 

[travelmate2002]

She went to a party, dressed in red
Then she found herself easily led
from hall to bedroom

 

[Hornblende]

She went to a party, dressed in red
Then she found herself easily led
from hall to bedroom
Where we naturally assume

 

[travelmate2002]

She went to a party, dressed in red
Then she found herself easily led
from hall to bedroom
Where we naturally assume
she would not object to giving head.

 

[Hornblende]

They walked all alone in a field

 

[travelmate2002]

They walked all alone in a field
he hoping, that she would yield

 

[Hornblende]

They walked all alone in a field
he hoping, that she would yield
In a field full of hay

 

[travelmate2002]

They walked all alone in a field
he hoping, that she would yield
In a field full of hay
he had his say

 

[Bitesback]

They walked all alone in a field
he hoping, that she would yield
In a field full of hay
he had his say
'Twas more than resolve he did steel

 

[thefishfryer]

Elephants do it with trunks

 

[Bitesback]

Elephants do it with trunks
Into water, many times dunks

 

[suckonsimon]

Elephants do it with trunks
Into water, many times dunks
Then they spurt like a geyser

 

[Hornblende]

Elephants do it with trunks
Into water, many times dunks
Then they spurt like a geyser
('twill usually please her)