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[Ubiquitious_too]

It causes my best part to DRIP...




OH my...

 

[Hornblende]

It causes my best part to DRIP...




OH my...

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was a young man from Australia

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was a young man from Australia

Who met a young girl from Westphalia.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was a young man from Australia
Who met a young girl from Westphalia.
While drinking red wine,
They soon were entwined;

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was a young man from Australia
Who met a young girl from Westphalia.
While drinking red wine,
They soon were entwined;
Then, he said, "Babe, let me nail ya!"

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was a young man from Australia
Who met a young girl from Westphalia.
While drinking red wine,
They soon were entwined;
Then, he said, "Babe, let me nail ya!"

VERY GOOD!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

VERY GOOD!!

Thank you!

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a handsome young dude-

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a handsome young dude-

Who laid on the beach in the nude.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There one was a handsome young dude,
Who laid on the beach in the nude.
And soon it did rise,
From dreaming his prize,

 

[barefootgirl69]

There once was a handsome young dude
Who laid on the beach in the nude.
His bum became red
And so did his head

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There one was a handsome young dude,
Who laid on the beach in the nude.
And soon it did rise,
From dreaming his prize,

Thereafter, his navel got glued.

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young man from Australia
Who met a young girl from Westphalia.
While drinking red wine,
They soon were entwined;
Then, he said, "Babe, let me nail ya!"

Brilliant

 

[Hornblende]

She was frisky and ready for play

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She was frisky and ready for play

So she knew It'd be a long day.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She was frisky and ready for play
So she knew It'd be a long day.
She got out her vibe,
Began to imbibe;

 

[Hornblende]

But the batteries just faded away

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

But the batteries just faded away

hahahahahahahah very funny.

 

[seth6138]

There was a young gal named Alice

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young gal named Alice
Who was longing to hold a real phallus

 

[seth6138]

There was a young gal named Alice
Who was longing to hold a real phallus

There was a young gal named Alice
Who was longing to hold a real phallus
She rubbed her vagina in north carolina

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young gal named Alice
Who was longing to hold a real phallus
She rubbed her vagina in North Carolina
And dreamed of a prince in her "palace"!

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There once was a lifeguard named Seth.

 

[seth6138]

There once was a lifeguard named Seth.

who dated a stripper named Beth