Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Ubiquitious_too]

Which actually fit, to a tea.

She thrust up and down,

 

[Hornblende]

Then she straddled his member with glee
Which actually fit, to a tea
So she squealed and she shook

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Then she straddled his member with glee
Which actually fit, to a tea.
She thrust up and down,
massaging his crown;

 

[Hornblende]

Then she straddled his member with glee
Which actually fit, to a tea.
She thrust up and down,
massaging his crown;

Then he came twice the height of a tree

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

How about "SHOT"?

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

And he shot twice the height of a tree.

OH my...

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Some people are crazy and sick!

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Some people are crazy and sick!

And many of those have a dick.

 

[suckonsimon]

Some people are crazy and sick!
Which is why we must choose and must pick

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Some people are crazy and sick!
Which is why we must choose and must pick

To be with the ones,

 

[suckonsimon]

Some people are crazy and sick!
And many of those have a dick
But among them some puss

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

To be with the ones,

Who have gorgeous bunns,

 

[suckonsimon]

Some people are crazy and sick!
Which is why we must choose and must pick
to be with the ones,
who have humour in tons

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Some people are crazy and sick!
Which is why we must choose and must pick
To be with the ones,
Who have gorgeous bunns,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Some people are crazy and sick!
Which is why we must choose and must pick
To be with the ones,
Who have gorgeous bunns,
For the rest are only a Dick.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

female perspective, i guess...

 

[suckonsimon]

Who have gorgeous bunns,

and break all limerick rules

 

[barefootgirl69]

and break all limerick rules

I love a rebel

 

[suckonsimon]

When a guy posts his buns on the thread

 

[Hornblende]

When a guy posts his buns on the thread
He will open his inbox with dread

 

[barefootgirl69]

When a guy posts his buns on the thread
He will open his inbox with dread
Lusting females write

 

[suckonsimon]

When a guy posts his buns on the thread
He will open his inbox with dread
Lusting females write
and there are those who will bite

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

When a guy posts his buns on the thread
He will open his inbox with dread
Lusting females write
and there are those who will bite

When a guy posts his buns on the thread
He will open his inbox with dread
Lusting females will write
But other men view with spite.

 

[suckonsimon]

When a guy posts his buns on the thread
He will open his inbox with dread
Lusting females will write
But other men view with spite.
He'll just grin and take his wife up to bed

 

[Hornblende]

So the playground is open for play