Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[barefootgirl69]

One night, on the playground, we played
Hoping at the end to get laid

But I fell asleep

 

[Hornblende]

One night, on the playground, we played
Hoping at the end to get laid
But I fell asleep
When I woke, he was deep

 

[suckonsimon]

One night, on the playground, we played
Hoping at the end to get laid
But I fell asleep
When I woke, he was deep
Oh the shock! and the pleasure! - doesn't fade!

 

[Hornblende]

One night, on the playground, we played
Hoping at the end to get laid
But I fell asleep
When I woke, he was deep
Oh the shock! and the pleasure! - doesn't fade!

They lay in the shade of a tree

 

[37_ttej]

They lay in the shade of a tree
A-humping away wild and free

 

[Hornblende]

They lay in the shade of a tree
A-humping away wild and free
Then the farmer said 'Oy!'

 

[37_ttej]

They lay in the shade of a tree
A-humping away wild and free
Then the farmer said 'Oy!'
Get outta her, boy!

 

[Hornblende]

They lay in the shade of a tree
A-humping away wild and free
Then the farmer said 'Oy!'
Get outta her, boy!
So nakedly they had to flee!

 

[37_ttej]

His tackle got caught in the fence

 

[Hornblende]

His tackle got caught in the fence
She grabbed it and he became "tense"

 

[37_ttej]

His tackle got caught in the fence
She grabbed it and he became "tense"
Aaargh, no, that's my hair!

 

[Hornblende]

His tackle got caught in the fence
She grabbed it and he became "tense"
Aaargh, no, that's my hair!
Don't grab me right there!

 

[barefootgirl69]

His tackle got caught in the fence
She grabbed it and he became "tense"
Aaargh, no, that's my hair!
Don't grab me right there!
Next time he should use common sense.

 

[37_ttej]

Now his poor dick is all bent

 

[Hornblende]

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent

 

[37_ttej]

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent
It won't go in straight

 

[Hornblende]

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent
It won't go in straight
It must deviate

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent
He holds it all day

 

[37_ttej]

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent
He holds it all day
Especially to pray

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent
It won't go in straight
It must deviate
And sometimes pokes into her vent

 

[Cymru6969]

Now his poor dick is all bent
Which is something we all should prevent
He holds it all day
Especially to pray
That without it he can make rent

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He packed his pecker on ice

 

[barefootgirl69]

He packed his pecker on ice
Eventually, it felt nice

 

[Hornblende]

He packed his pecker on ice
Eventually, it felt nice
But when it turned blue

 

[Cymru6969]

He packed his pecker on ice
Eventually, it felt nice
But when it turned blue
He left his igloo

 

[Hornblende]

He packed his pecker on ice
Eventually, it felt nice
But when it turned blue
He left his igloo
And said "I'm not trying that twice".