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[latecomer91364]

She shouldn’t have used so much lube
Suggested a pro and not prude
In fact, she's quite skilled
It splashed and it spilled

 

[Lia Monde]

She shouldn’t have used so much lube
Suggested a pro and not prude
In fact, she's quite skilled
It splashed and it spilled
They slipped and couldn't get screwed.

 

[latecomer91364]

My stepmom's a former pornstar

 

[Lia Monde]

My stepmom's a former pornstar
She did sex acts that were bizarre

 

[latecomer91364]

My stepmom's a former pornstar
She did sex acts that were bizarre
Poor dad got hung up

 

[Hornblende]

My stepmom's a former pornstar
She did sex acts that were bizarre
Poor dad got hung up
When she brought the pup
And the camel was going too far.. eek:

 

[Lia Monde]

On Thanksgiving, Gale loved to be stuffed

 

[Hornblende]

On Thanksgiving, Gale loved to be stuffed
Blindfolded, and naked and cuffed

 

[Lia Monde]

On Thanksgiving, Gale loved to be stuffed
Blindfolded, and naked and cuffed
She was the main course

 

[latecomer91364]

On Thanksgiving, Gale loved to be stuffed
Blindfolded, and naked and cuffed
She was the main course
Bound to a saw-horse

 

[Lia Monde]

On Thanksgiving, Gale loved to be stuffed
Blindfolded, and naked and cuffed
She was the main course
Bound to a saw-horse
Where everyone mounted her with lust.

 

[Lia Monde]

On Black Friday, Sue charged less to suck

 

[latecomer91364]

On Black Friday, Sue charged less to suck
I scrounged in my jeans: just a buck

 

[Lia Monde]

On Black Friday, Sue charged less to suck
I scrounged in my jeans: just a buck
She dropped to her knees

 

[Hornblende]

On Black Friday, Sue charged less to suck
I scrounged in my jeans: just a buck
She dropped to her knees
The rest was a breeze

 

[Pantyboy74]

On Black Friday, Sue charged less to suck
I scrounged in my jeans: just a buck
She dropped to her knees
The rest was a breeze
The dirty girl gargled my muck.

 

[LadyJS]

Bargains galore on Black Friday

 

[Adre]

Bargains galore on Black Friday
Good news if you want a cheap lay

 

[latecomer91364]

Bargains galore on Black Friday
Good news if you want a cheap lay
Feeding the meter,

 

[Adre]

Bargains galore on Black Friday
Good news if you want a cheap lay
Feeding the meter,
Can’t wait to eat her

 

[latecomer91364]

Bargains galore on Black Friday
Good news if you want a cheap lay
Feeding the meter,
Can’t wait to eat her
I crave her for breakfast today

 

[Lia Monde]

Their noisy sex was not Silent Nights

 

[Lia Monde]

Their noisy sex was not Silent Nights
They were loud when enjoying delights

 

[Mrtenant]

Their noisy sex was not Silent Nights
They were loud when enjoying delights
With the headboard banging,

 

[Lia Monde]

Their noisy sex was not Silent Nights
They were loud when enjoying delights
With the headboard banging,
And moans from the shagging