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[GiggLeGasm]

She was a virgin on her wedding night
And gave up her treasure with delight
She spread her legs wide
To take him inside

 

[AbsintheFather]

She was a virgin on her wedding night
And gave up her treasure with delight
She spread her legs wide
To take him inside
And thought, I could do this all night

 

[Lia Monde]

Lauren hadn't been had in days

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Lauren hadn't been had in days
Her eyes had that "come fuck me" glaze

 

[latecomer91364]

Lauren hadn't been had in days
Her eyes had that "come fuck me" glaze
He recognized need

 

[Lia Monde]

Lauren hadn't been had in days
Her eyes had that "come fuck me" glaze
He recognized need
Was willing to feed

 

[hadruprider]

Lauren hadn't been had in days
Her eyes had that "come fuck me" glaze
He recognized need
Was willing to feed
And screwed her in five different ways.

 

[hadruprider]

A lovely young lady called Lia

 

[Hornblende]

A lovely young lady called Lia
Made lovely erections appear

 

[LizVegas79]

A lovely young lady called Lia
Made lovely erections appear
Some were small, some big

 

[hadruprider]

A lovely young lady called Lia
Made lovely erections appear
Some were small, some big
but she cared not a fig

 

[Hornblende]

A lovely young lady called Lia
Made lovely erections appear
Some were small, some big
but she cared not a fig
They were not the appropriate gear

 

[latecomer91364]

The firmament smiles upon us

 

[Lia Monde]

The firmament smiles upon us
Providing no reason to cuss

 

[latecomer91364]

The firmament smiles upon us
Providing no reason to cuss
Did man create God?

 

[cliteatingman]

The firmament smiles upon us
Providing no reason to cuss
Did man create God?
If so, was He shod?

 

[latecomer91364]

The firmament smiles upon us
Providing no reason to cuss
Did man create God?
If so, was He shod?
So, shoeless, mankind is non-plussed

 

[Lia Monde]

Bambi the stripper loves the bright lights

 

[latecomer91364]

Bambi the stripper loves the bright lights
Her splits are a sensuous sight

 

[Lia Monde]

Bambi the stripper loves the bright lights
Her splits are a sensuous sight
She flashes it all

 

[latecomer91364]

Bambi the stripper loves the bright lights
Her splits are a sensuous sight
She flashes it all
The boys have a ball

 

[Lia Monde]

Bambi the stripper loves the bright lights
Her splits are a sensuous sight
She flashes it all
The boys have a ball
As they fight to enjoy her delights

 

[latecomer91364]

My feet are stuck behind my ears

 

[Lia Monde]

My feet are stuck behind my ears
Open to attack from arrears

 

[latecomer91364]

My feet are stuck behind my ears
Open to attack from arrears
My gash is agape