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[latecomer91364]

An astronaut did it in space
The docking was all out of place
The P missed the V

 

[Hornblende]

An astronaut did it in space
The docking was all out of place
The P missed the V
No gravity, see?

 

[Lia Monde]

An astronaut did it in space
The docking was all out of place
The P missed the V
No gravity, see?
Their lovemaking lacked any grace

 

[Lia Monde]

An astronaut did it in space
The docking was all out of place
The P missed the V
No gravity, see?
Their lovemaking lacked any grace

So they bound their legs with some straps

 

[AbsintheFather]

So they bound their legs with some straps
He aligned himself with her gaps

 

[Hornblende]

So they bound their legs with some straps
He aligned himself with her gaps
“One small step for man”

 

[latecomer91364]

So they bound their legs with some straps
He aligned himself with her gaps
“One small step for man”
His cock breached the span

 

[Lia Monde]

So they bound their legs with some straps
He aligned himself with her gaps
“One small step for man”
His cock breached the span
Doing at it til the mission elapsed

 

[Lia Monde]

Jen loves to display her shaved mound

 

[latecomer91364]

Jen loves to displayer shaved mound
Pussy hounds love shaved mounds to pound

 

[Lia Monde]

Jen loves to display her shaved mound
Pussy hounds love shaved mounds to pound
So each time she flashes

 

[latecomer91364]

Jen loves to display her shaved mound
Pussy hounds love shaved mounds to pound
So each time she flashes
Raising eyelashes

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm bent like a pretzel for you

 

[Lia Monde]

I'm bent like a pretzel for you
Each position creates lust anew

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm bent like a pretzel for you
Each position creates lust anew
Twister, oiled and nude

 

[Lia Monde]

I'm bent like a pretzel for you
Each position creates lust anew
Twister, oiled and nude
Opposite of prude

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm bent like a pretzel for you
Each position creates lust anew
Twister, oiled and nude
Opposite of prude
Only for you, am I so lewd

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young girl with the clap

 

[latecomer91364]

There was a young girl with the clap
Who felt she'd gotten a bad rap

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young girl with the clap
Who felt she'd gotten a bad rap
She’d set out to please

 

[latecomer91364]

There was a young girl with the clap
Who felt she'd gotten a bad rap
She’d set out to please
Forgot her disease

 

[Hornblende]

There was a young girl with the clap
Who felt she'd gotten a bad rap
She’d set out to please
Forgot her disease
So the moral is: please always wrap.

 

[LadyJS]

She was a virgin on her wedding night

 

[Lia Monde]

She was a virgin on her wedding nighT
And gave up her treasure with delight

 

[AbsintheFather]

She was a virgin on her wedding night
And gave up her treasure with delight
She spread her legs wide