Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[LoveToLurk]

joey thinks redheads are hot
Even if the carpet and drapes match not
She had the fire bush
and such a sweet tush

 

[BradBigBrain]

joey thinks redheads are hot
Even if the carpet and drapes match not
She had the fire bush
and such a sweet tush
And what a sexy cunt she has got

 

[Lia Monde]

The twins were in love with big Bob

 

[cliteatingman]

The twins were in love with big Bob

They wanted to make his cock throb

 

[Lia Monde]

The twins were in love with big Bob
They wanted to make his cock throb
So each grabbed a ball

 

[cliteatingman]

The twins were in love with big Bob
They wanted to make his cock throb
So each grabbed a ball

and their names he did call

 

[Lia Monde]

The twins were in love with big Bob
They wanted to make his cock throb
So each grabbed a ball
and their names he did call
As they fought over sucking his knob.

 

[Lia Monde]

I once knew a lady with passion

 

[travelmate2002]

I once knew a lady with passion
who dream't, but never had any action

 

[ThisIsHero]

I once knew a lady with passion
who dream't, but never had any action
She lusted and yearned
With desire she burned

 

[butters]

I once knew a lady with passion
who dream't, but never had any action
She lusted and yearned
With desire she burned
On Lit it would seem quite the fashion

 

[butters]

when buggery gets interrupted

 

[subdued_passion]

when buggery gets interrupted
pray the mood isn't disrupted

 

[travelmate2002]

when buggery gets interrupted
pray the mood isn't disrupted
let the hands roam free

 

[butters]

when buggery gets interrupted
pray the mood isn't disrupted
let the hands roam free
though the legs are shay-kee

 

[subdued_passion]

when buggery gets interrupted
pray the mood isn't disrupted
let the hands roam free
though the legs are shay-kee
Lube up and do as instructed.

 

[Lia Monde]

Subdued is a tease for the dudes

 

[cliteatingman]

Subdued is a tease for the dudes

her lips are the finest of foods

 

[travelmate2002]

Subdued is a tease for the dudes
her lips are the finest of foods
but feast with care

 

[Lia Monde]

Subdued is a tease for the dudes
her lips are the finest of foods
but feast with care
to avoid her sweet snare

 

[LoveToLurk]

Subdued is a tease for the dudes
her lips are the finest of foods
but feast with care
to avoid her sweet snare
her peach perfectly ripe, you conclude.

 

[butters]

my hands on his thighs, long and firm

 

[Oakheart]

my hands on his thighs, long and firm

My hands on his thighs, long and firm,
Pinning me down whichever, way I turn

 

[Lia Monde]

My hands on his thighs, long and firm,
Pinning me down whichever, way I turn
The thrust is so thick

 

[AbsintheFather]

My hands on his thighs, long and firm,
Pinning me down whichever, way I turn
The thrust is so thick
But my lips are slick