Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Di'n't you hear? The new black, is brown
really? cause I was out of town
Ok then, stick with me.
Have a seat on knee,
I'll save you, from this here, hoedown.

 

[TheMogul40]

The hoedown crept into the back.

 

[Midnight_Man]

The hoedown crept into the back
Out behind Grandpa's shack

 

[Lia Monde]

The hoedown crept into the back
Out behind Grandpa's shack
Where the ho went down

 

[Midnight_Man]

The hoedown crept into the back
Out behind Grandpa's shack
Where the ho went down
With hands and feet bound

 

[Lia Monde]

The hoedown crept into the back
Out behind Grandpa's shack
Where the ho went down
With hands and feet bound
Til she swallowed with a cough and a hack

 

[Midnight_Man]

What goes in must come out

 

[subdued_passion]

What goes in must come out
Newton's third law, without a doubt.

 

[TheMogul40]

What goes in must come out
Newton's third law, without a doubt.
But second law is best,

 

[Adre]

What goes in must come out
Newton's third law, without a doubt.
But second law is best,
Cock never at rest

 

[LoveToLurk]

What goes in must come out
Newton's third law, without a doubt.
But second law is best,
Cock never at rest
Continuous motion leaves no pout

 

[Lia Monde]

After drinking, Ben awoke on his back

 

[travelmate2002]

After drinking, Ben awoke on his back
had vague memories of sniffing crack

 

[subdued_passion]

After drinking, Ben awoke on his back
had vague memories of sniffing crack.
He rubbed his throbbing head,

 

[travelmate2002]

After drinking, Ben awoke on his back
had vague memories of sniffing crack.
He rubbed his throbbing head,
his mouth tasting like lead

 

[subdued_passion]

After drinking, Ben awoke on his back
had vague memories of sniffing crack.
He rubbed his throbbing head,
his mouth tasting like lead.
Spat out, hack-thoo. And licked his own nut sac.

 

[travelmate2002]

The act called for lot's of skill

 

[subdued_passion]

The act called for lots of skill,
What the hell! They had time to kill.

 

[travelmate2002]

The act called for lots of skill,
What the hell! They had time to kill.
but only till five

 

[Lia Monde]

The act called for lots of skill,
What the hell! They had time to kill.
but only till five
Then back to the dive

 

[Adre]

The act called for lots of skill,
What the hell! They had time to kill.
but only till five
Then back to the dive
He still had some seed left to spill

 

[subdued_passion]

So excited, he soiled his pants!

 

[TheMogul40]

So excited, he soiled his pants!
Grinding far too hard while they danced

 

[Midnight_Man]

So excited, he soiled his pants!
Grinding far too hard while they danced
Pelvis to pelvis across the floor

 

[LoveToLurk]

So excited, he soiled his pants!
Grinding far too hard while they danced
Pelvis to pelvis across the floor
Left him wanting more and more