Wrecked and Ruined by Priapus

[SEVERUSMAX]

Okay, here it is....seeing as Priapus, the god of fertility and horticulture (especially male fertility or virility) has a protective nature about animals and a massive dong.....I'm thinking that he gets pissed when a rather snappy and bitter divorcee begins mistreating her dog. To get back at her, he takes her roughly in all 3 holes...but with his huge phallus, he kind of makes it impossible for her to enjoy another man....so she tries using gigantic dildoes....nothing else will do....so she begs him to keep fucking her....and he does....but only as a fuckbuddy thing....after all, she's not really his type....nor does she love him...he's just the only man who could keep her motor running, so to speak...not trying to set a double standard or anything (you know how I hate those)....but let's face it, if you get Priapus up your ass, it would take a van to do as well or better at fucking or even make you feel something...

 

[sunandshadow]

If this weren't literotica, the obvious answer would be for Priapus to endow the dog with his gifts and have the woman now appreciate the dog. Barring that, perhaps he could magically turn the dog into a massively endowed human?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

If this weren't literotica, the obvious answer would be for Priapus to endow the dog with his gifts and have the woman now appreciate the dog. Barring that, perhaps he could magically turn the dog into a massively endowed human?

Hmmm....that could be fun....though, I'm thinking that to have some fun for himself, he would make the dog a hermaphrodite.....