Wrath Of The Cannibal Prostitutes

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Friday is payday, so me and Bobby and Mook had some cash in our pants, not to mention some noticable bulges.
"Let's go to a club," Bobby suggested. "Pick up some babes. I could really go for some pussy."
"Pussy sounds sweet," Mook agreed. "Let's get some pussy.

Now, I am as fond of pussy as any man, but I could see the obvious flaw in this plan. Bobby, Mook and I shared a common ugliness, one that tended to repel women.
No women, no pussy.
Bobby and Mook sighed when I pointed this out. However, they didn't disagree.
"What are we going to do, Mick?" they asked in stereo.
"Boys," I said, flashing a wicked smile. "Have you ever heard of the Cannibal Prostitutes?"
 
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