Wrastemania X: Slutdown Showdown!!

[Marxist]

Welcome to the Literotica Lightweight Slut Showdown, I'm your host, Marxist, and tonight's matchup sure looks to be a good one. Joining me in the booth tonight is color analyst Modest Mouse.....get out of the Robitussin son....

In the blue corner with no panties and skirt so short she's bound to catch a cold....dick, hailing from parts unknown and hornier than a Texas steer, MUSTY MISTRESS!!!!!!!


In the red corner, you've seen her fuck on the bus, you've read about her in the bathroom, and you know all of her affairs by heart, please put your hands together for the reigning Cat of the Cathouse, THE CHAMPEEEN OF CUM, ALL THE WAY FROM CANADA ON HER BACK, THE B/C BRATCATH!!!!!!!!!!


Mouse, how do you see this matchup? *slaps Mouse awake*

 

[modest mouse]

*shakes head*

What?
What the fuck is going on here?

Ahhhh, shit man, when did the breastices arrive?

All you Pay-per-view suckers...we are giving you your $20 worth tonight. Look at that jiggle, now move up close,...closer...thats it...see that peeking from under the skirt. Marked Man Productions doesnt lie when it promises a bootylicious boxing extravaganza.

Grab your beer and lets get started.....

Marxist, whats the Vegas odds on the bout?

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Latest odds

Catslut 5/1
Mistryss 6/4on
Draw 3/1

 

[pdx39]

A dream match

ppman vs miles in a no DQ match with lavy as the ref.

This could be Lit's version of Celebrity Deathmatch.

 

[Mistress]

I'd play along but I'm too busy rubbing my clit to the gay porn I'm downloading off of Imesh. Lot's of yummy male on male fucking and sucking....

 

[Rubyfruit]

I really don't understand how "slut" became a degrogatory term around here.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

I just suck at it.

From what I understand, if you suck at it then you're on your way.

 

[Guest]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

From what I understand, if you suck at it then you're on your way.

Maybe true... but you have to suck SOMEONE for it to work... and she keeps knocking me back..

 

[Rubyfruit]

I know what you mean Ruby. I aspire to achieve *slut* status. I just suck at it.

Lavy, I'd love to corrupt you. *weg*

 

[Guest]

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think I could get into that Lav.

Ok, here's the scene. You and Foxy dress up as Catholic school girls. Knee socks. I want knee socks. I'm the head nun (pun intended).

Ok, and Action!

 

[Guest]

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

It is in my school, Lav.

 

[lavender]

 

[Angel]

Is someone taping this? How much does a girl gotta pay to get a copy?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think Lavy's ass is ripe for spanking.

I lift her short skirt to find she isn't wearing panties!

Over my knee, little girl!

The ruler is in my hand, ready to strike, but I drop it mid-air and use my hand instead.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Don't you wink at me you little tart!

Just for that you get ten more spanks.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Um, you were busy with exams?

Doesn't matter, we can always chat.