Wowsers = Melon Collie

Like duh! Where have you been? ;)

I mean uh...

so Welcome to lit. Fourth post I see.

Yes, she is a sweet tart but she is mostly the tart/bitter parts... bitter I say. ;)
 
Yep. That she is. A pure knockout.

But, even better, she's smart as a whip, witty as hell, and knows the value of a good chicken-salad sandwich. :)
 
spankmehere said:
she is no 'hottie' she is a women you have to treat with repsect.



I have to agree, we can't go around generalizing like this, it doesn't get you anywhere in life.

But she is a women, and we should respect her, but she is VERY attractive, and Im sure she is a very nice person to talk to IN PERSON. or something along those lines.
 
Starfish said:
Yes, she is a sweet tart but she is mostly the tart/bitter parts... bitter I say. ;)
You have to have just a little bit of "bitter" to be a tart don't you? But I would say she is mostly sweet, and Sweet Tarts are one of my fave candies - it makes my mouth water just thinking of them, kind of like MC does. :p
 
raindancer said:
Yup, yup. MellonCollie is a hottie!


How dare you define her as such a mere peice of flesh, only good for fucking and using!

:D

Mellon, Can I fuck and use you?
 
spankmehere said:
she is no 'hottie' she is a women you have to treat with repsect.

Dammit, raindancer. When are you finally going to learn to treat women with respect?

Sheesh. Some people....:rolleyes:
 
Yes, I am not known for pretentiousness, however, I am known for my tongue. *sizzzzzle*

Rain can join in if she is down in the dumps for having dissed you so bad. Let's just say she is making it up to you. :D
 
I don't know if I can ever forgive her for the wrongs she has done me.

Perhaps oral sex will help...

:p
 
Yes, it surely will help.

But first.... the spankings....
then..

The Oral sex
 
Starfish said:


Yes, she is a sweet tart but she is mostly the tart/bitter parts... bitter I say. ;)


mmmmmm...sweeeet tart.....<drool>

yeppers, I love how this thread comes along every couple months...

The truth hurts huh MC?
 
dreamer, you and I both know she is trolling herslef with this "she is so cute" stuff just to get the tongue candy. :D

Works every gawddamn time.

Notice how MC didn't reply to you?



*goes back to licking*
 
dreamer0919 said:
yeppers, I love how this thread comes along every couple months...

The truth hurts huh MC?

:eek:

I'm sure you are all laying it on a little thick.

:p
 
Starfish said:
dreamer, you and I both know she is trolling herslef with this "she is so cute" stuff just to get the tongue candy. :D

Works every gawddamn time.

Hell yes.

Have Laurel trace spankmehere's IP. You will learn that he and I are one in the same!

:D
 
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