Wow! What a response, lets try that again.

Carl East

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I got such a good response, from wanting to have sex with two women on this board, in order to celebrate my one hundred stories, that I thought I would make a series.

The series in question will be about gang bangs, and the stars of my little adventure will hopefully be two names from this board. Without giving anything away, the two main characters will be news paper reporters, who have to do a story on gang bangs, and wheather they do happen, and of course ultimately get involved.

If you want me to use your name, then the same applies as before, the funniest response from either a man or woman gets in.

Thanks

Carl.
 
how bout some of my massive pectorials in that story?

I mean i think it could be cool
have a little "I'm to sexy" blasting on the radio and doin a little strip tease action goin on

oh yea.,..if i am in the story can i wear a hat with a little peice of paper sticking out of it that says

"PRESS" like in the cartoons?
 
To hell with the story.... like the idea of Hurley stripping!!!!!
Girls! Over here! What a gorgeous ass!!!!!
 
Hurley! Get your clothes back on, Merelan's getting too excited.

Svedish_Chef, I don't want to eat you, beat you, rape you, or post you, but I do love you.

Carl.
 
Carl, this is just a suggestion.

You should have three newspaper reporters, all women. Kind of a "Carl's Angels" thing.

Those getting gang banged are men which makes the "is this story really real?" a little more convincing. The gang bangers could be, say, a group of real horny girls who frequent a certain erotic web site. Of course in the end the dudes getting gang banged love it and beg for more, despite their sorely spanked asses and swollen tongues.

And Carl, if you mention me in the story, please do not say I'm "cute." I would prefer something like, "she looked like a cross between a vampire and a witch, and oh that hair, a werewolf perhaps."
 
Gang bangs are too confusing for me; I have a one-track mind.

I don't think I'll apply this time.
 
Hurley, Hurley... he's our man!!! Yeah...
Bada boom boom, bada boom.... trying to type the strip song, but how do you do that?
Nevermind..... just keep at it... you sexy man. Here let me help you with your jeans. I know you have a broken wrist and all. Need any other help?
 
Geeze - Woman - you sure do surprise me! Where is cute shy little Merelan I met here?? Hey - what happened to her????
Ahhh never mind *weg* ... OK Sister, let's give Hurly babe a hand .. or two *winks*

Hecate
 
It isn't my fault, Lasher offered me wine... and Hurley is stripping... what would you do?
 
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