Wow....look...I have the plague!

[JazzManJim]

Why is it the last four or so women I've met here who are unattached come out after about a month or so with "you're really nice, but I"ve met this guy...."? They're really great women, unattached, funny, witty, sexy, and quite desirable and just when I think that perhaps I have more than a passing chance with them I hear that? Sure I still like them and, like the general sap I can be most of the time, I consider them my friend, but still, I have questions....

Have I been getting the really polite blowoff or am I just basically herding women to other guys unintentionally?

Or have I developed some sort of plague?

Or is it just a recurrence of my entire life up until I was about 28 or so?

Ugh this sucks. I'm going back to celibacy again.

 

[Olivianna]

I love plagues - especially Bubonic.

 

[lobito]

While I'm far from single Jim, I gave you a chance or two, to "switch" sides.

I'ts not just you, being blown-off, isn't always a good thing around here.

YOU are THE lit Stud in my mind, someone will come along, the fact that no one has yet, only means she's not the right one.

 

[LukkyKnight]

As long as you're on this celibacy trip

...am I just basically herding women to other guys unintentionally?

Ugh this sucks. I'm going back to celibacy again.

Why not come hang out with me, JMJ? I could use a herder with a sense of humor.

 

[JazzManJim]

While I'm far from single Jim, I gave you a chance or two, to "switch" sides.

I'ts not just you, being blown-off, isn't always a good thing around here.

YOU are THE lit Stud in my mind, someone will come along, the fact that no one has yet, only means she's not the right one.

Dude, you know full well that were I ever to cross that Rubicon, it'd be your door on which I'd knock.

And eh...maybe she walked by and I didn't see her. It's okay. This particular little thing has happened enough in the recent past to make it stand out in my mind. It's like a little phenomenon, like everyone got together and devised the same walkaway liine for me or something.

Or course It's not that, but it does get frustrating being a nice solid second-place.

 

[lobito]

Well Jimmy, I guess sometimes the Plague is better than Plaque. Women defintaely don't like that stuff.

Don't know what to tell you buddy.

If you find someone that special, see if she has a sister...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Why is it the last four or so women I've met here who are unattached come out after about a month or so with "you're really nice, but I"ve met this guy...."? They're really great women, unattached, funny, witty, sexy, and quite desirable and just when I think that perhaps I have more than a passing chance with them I hear that? Sure I still like them and, like the general sap I can be most of the time, I consider them my friend, but still, I have questions....

Have I been getting the really polite blowoff or am I just basically herding women to other guys unintentionally?

Or have I developed some sort of plague?

Or is it just a recurrence of my entire life up until I was about 28 or so?

Ugh this sucks. I'm going back to celibacy again.

I want to give you a big thanks Jim

 

[Cristalyn]

I don't know you very well Jim but I believe in the 'right' person and things that are meant to be and the 'someone for everyone' theory.

Your special person is out there.

 

[Bidin~Time]

awwwwwww

I'm sorry Jim. Sometimes we ladies are guilty of not being able to see the forest for the trees.

And on a slightly different note........

I don't know that it matters to you, but I find that lil eeyore AV a real turnon

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*snuggle* Jimmy, I'm so sorry. Stupid American women. Were I there, you wouldn't have to ever worry about being alone.

But then.. Im' not.


Rather unfortunately....

*sigh*

stupid distance.

 

[Ginny]

whip out MrWinky.........

 

[JazzManJim]

whip out MrWinky.........

Nope. I put a ban on Mr. Winky for the forseeable future.

And thanks, y'all. For what it's worth I'm not down or anything. I"m just perplexed. It's not a case of not seeing the forest for the trees, but of having one tree walked past to get to another tree. It makes a tree wonder, it does.

 

[Guest]

Well, I you Jimmie.

And, there was an attempt to wriggle in your lap- alas the DC illness took ahold of you.

 

[littlekateyes]

You are a great person, funny, handsome, witty, WOW, sweet and just plain lovable. It is not you by any means, it is just women.

 

[JazzManJim]

And, there was an attempt to wriggle in your lap- alas the DC illness took ahold of you.

I'm never going to live that down, ever.

 

[Guest]

Of course not! I must have one thing to bug you about! It's how I flirt. I'm weird, like that.

 

[JerseyBoy]

JMJ,

Is it that these women just aren't looking for the same thing you are? Perhaps they just don't want to be 'coupled'. You say they have found someone else...have those turned serious? or just a was to let you down. Many people on here are all so willing to let you in...and that feels great...but its hard to judge sometimes what they really are looking for, if not just a great friend. Cyberflirting is fun and easy and it can sometimes go too far and one becomes more involved than the other. At this point something happens...funny how its the same thing each time...sorry...she'll come along.

Unfortunately its awkward to talk about expectations up front...and sometiems we wait too long.

This 'other guy' didnt happen about the same time you talked about the manure story? you know 'ma' 'nure'...(okay, crappy seinfeld ref)

good luck

of course i could be totally off...

 

[islandman]

I love plagues - especially Bubonic.

You're sensuously dark, you know that?

 

[badasschick]

The locusts will pass eventually, and the frogs make really good home security devices but I'd insure against slip and fall lawsuits, the disease and pestilence can be cleared up with some antibiotics.

 

[Wiggles]

*Hug*

It sounds like you're not what they're looking for romantically... but you're too damn cool not to spend time with.

Huh, that's all I got.

 

[Ginny]

Nope. I put a ban on Mr. Winky for the forseeable future.

well that's a shame.....you know i really enjoyed him....i have this thang for hot knobs.....

 

[JazzManJim]

well that's a shame.....you know i really enjoyed him....i have this thang for hot knobs.....

I know, hon, but I made a promise to shelve him, and shelve him I have. I keep my promises.

And thanks, Wiggles. I'll content myself with being a good guy to have a beer with and go from there.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Yo Jizzman...take a look at youreself in the mirror

THAT is the reason you don't get no play with the ladies

You shitman... take a look at yourself in the crotch

THAT is the reason you don't get no respect as a man.

 

[Guest]