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Wow! I'm drunk and it's my 21x2 birthday..and I spent it with a bunch of 21 yr. olds

man, 21 yr. olds are weird. One chick wanted to make out with me once she found out I was a college professor.......I massaged her boobs and told her why I was all wrong for her. My 40s rock!
 
Also, it's amazing how much weed these kids smoke! I tried to be all controversial whipping out some expensive kindbud.....they were unfazed as fuck.
 
Wow, I am so awesome. My manboobs are awesome. My belly of manhood is awesome. My hairy lovethatch is awesome. Somehow we managed to get a college girl to kiss my lovethatch.....man getting old is awesome! The lickee was wearing the tightest yoga pants ever! She gave me a kiss goodbye. I bit her lower lip. It started to get hot.......and then her friends exclaimed, "Gross!". I can only agree!!!!!
 
I told her it was inappropriate....then I asked her father's age. Then I started to feel pervy....then her 22 yr old boyfiriend told me I was awesome. Then I might have offered to buuy them a round of shots, they refused and bought me a shot. So, it's complicated. Also, Ihave to pee!
 
BTW....I'm totally wearing my birthday suit + shoes and socks. I feel incredibly sexy.
 
SilvaTungDevil said:
I told her it was inappropriate....then I asked her father's age. Then I started to feel pervy....then her 22 yr old boyfiriend told me I was awesome. Then I might have offered to buuy them a round of shots, they refused and bought me a shot. So, it's complicated. Also, Ihave to pee!
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Spring Break is close to over. I am guessing they are the ones left behind and you are the next best thing to entertainment.
 
Sounds like the drinks and smoke gave you a better time than the young titties of someone else's girlfriend! :D

Sheeit. If the boyfriend was really okay with that, I would've pushed that envelope a bit further just to see how far it would go.
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Sounds like the drinks and smoke gave you a better time than the young titties of someone else's girlfriend! :D

Sheeit. If the boyfriend was really okay with that, I would've pushed that envelope a bit further just to see how far it would go.
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I would have wrote the boyfriend off as a wimp, except to humor him, and just took his girl for the hell of it.
 
Wow man, this thread got creepy quick! I just enjoyed the novelty of flirtation! And the novelty of peeing into a mountain dew bottle! I'm going to retrieve my pizza and then I'm out!
 
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