WOW! Ben Bernanke

[Boxlicker101]

WOW! Ben Bernanke wants to send me a lot of money. This must be for real, not like those phony Nigerian princes, because Ben Bernanke is a real person. Notice how he addresses this email . I bet that's because he doesn't want any spies finding out about it.

undisclosed-recipients
ATTN: MY DEAR

CONTRACT FUND CREDIT FROM FEDERAL RESERVE

We have sent an instructional letter to credit 1.5million U.S Dollars to your account

We wish to let you know that Bank of America has been instructed to credit your fund valued at $1.5m into your account within 24hrs of you reconfirming your banking details to them. For the success of this contract fund to be credited into your account, we shall closely monitor the transaction to avoid any delay or mishandling of your fund transfer.

Your response is required to enable approve your file for payment and you are also required to get back to us with the reconfirmation of your banking particulars for us to know if what we have in file is correct and to avoid crediting your fund to wrong account. We shall release your transaction code to you as soon as we hear back from you.

CONGRATULATION!


Please be fast on this matter.

Thanks and God bless you.

Regards,


B.S. Bernanke


Chairman Federal Reserve Bank New York

 

[3113]

Has to be real. Look how good the English is! Impeccable. And look at how courteous they are! They don't want to send it to the wrong account. How thoughtful.

Yep. I'd say this is on the up-and-up. How is it that you're so darn lucky? Seems everyone wants to give you money.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Has to be real. Look how good the English is! Impeccable. And look at how courteous they are! They don't want to send it to the wrong account. How thoughtful.

Yep. I'd say this is on the up-and-up. How is it that you're so darn lucky? Seems everyone wants to give you money.

Actually, the English isn't all that good. They have some errors.

We have sent an instructional letter to credit 1.5million U.S Dollars to your account

We wish to let you know that Bank of America has been instructed to credit your fund valued at $1.5m into your account within 24hrs of you reconfirming your banking details to them. For the success of this contract fund to be credited into your account, we shall closely monitor the transaction to avoid any delay or mishandling of your fund transfer.

Your response is required to enable approve your file for payment and you are also required to get back to us with the reconfirmation of your banking particulars for us to know if what we have in file is correct and to avoid crediting your fund to wrong account. We shall release your transaction code to you as soon as we hear back from you.

CONGRATULATION!


your being approval of on to the wrong CONGRATULATIONS!

Besides these, some of the sentence structure leaves something to be desired.

 

[SixtyMinuteMan]

Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that 3113 was mocking their English.

And damn it, why doesn't Ben offer me any money! Greenspan didn't, either. I'm gonna move to Nigeria with all my generous friends.

 

[Handley_Page]

I think I saw another problem with that letter.
The BoA is in a huge debt problem. . . . .

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

yeah real for sure. Even signed BS Brenike. Who else would sign their name BS?

 

[Epmd607]

"Chairman Federal Reserve Bank New York"

How do they get the title wrong?

 

[glynndah]

And he calls you "My Dear", too. I'd start writing checks.

 

[3113]

Actually, the English isn't all that good.

Picky, picky! I was comparing it to others that you've gotten. And you keep criticizing their English and they'll stop sending you money. Do you want to be just a millionaire rather than a multi-millionaire?

I think I saw another problem with that letter.
The BoA is in a huge debt problem. . . . .

Well, now we know where the money's going...to Box!