Would you sleep with my avatar?

[Never]

I’ve been giving this some serious thought lately. If a woman actually looked like this, for whatever reasons, would I have sex with her?

My initial reaction was yes, I mean, she’s good looking, right?

Then I realized that if I ever saw a person like that in real life I might have to run. So I figured, no.

That’s when it occurred to me that I might sleep with this woman simply because of that fact. I’ve often claimed that I try to escape reality. Nevertheless, if fantasy came and bit me in the butt, my initial reaction would be to seek out what’s known, what’s real, what’s comforting. That’s when I decided I would sleep with her. I mean, you don’t get an offer like that everyday.

Besides, she’s good looking, right?

 

[Azwed]

What is she exactly? Anything in particular?

I have AV's turned off since me and my roommates now share one computer for net access and it is in the living room. I would not want to scare them.

 

[GuyJD]

Who is she?

She reminds me of Greek mythology but I know she isn't Medusa.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

I Scott Baio international sex machine and all around debonair oral sex virtuoso have time and again plooked an alien woman to save the world but would have to turn this broad down it looks like she has a fat ass and even if it meant saving the universe Scott Baio doesn't do bitches with fat asses.

 

[Never]

Picture of my avatar for those with avs off:

 

[Black_Bird]

Lets get the chick in your av together with this bombshell...

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=2339764

I think they'd make a cute couple...

 

[Never]

No, CiC, she does not have a fat ass. I've seen the woman she was modeled after, she's a slim Asian woman.

Guy, I see the medusa influence as well. She's a biomechaniod portrait of Giger's wife.

 

[Nora]

Well, since I don't have sexual relations with women, generally speaking, I'd have to say no. But I would try to kindly direct her to a dermatologist. Or a curse-remover type person. Or an exterminator, maybe? Unless she was an alien or something and just looked like that naturally. I don't like her top lip, for some reason. And the things pulling on her cheeks kinda give her a Joan Rivers look. I like her coloring, though! And the skin that's not bubbly looking is pretty and smooth.

That being said, I like the av and think it's neat looking. As an av.

 

[Debbie]

She has an interesting face in a unique kind of freaky scary way.
Those little skull things are um a nice touch.
I find myself vaguely drawn to her by the white smoothness of her alabaster skin.
Good jawline. A little blush to highlight her cheeks and I think she could be a stunner.

 

[Never]

Black_Bird:
"Lets get the chick in your av together with this bombshell...

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=2339764

I think they'd make a cute couple..."

Your aesthetics are quite contrary to mine.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

No, CiC, she does not have a fat ass. I've seen the woman she was modeled after, she's a slim Asian woman.

Guy, I see the medusa influence as well. She's a biomechaniod portrait of Giger's wife.

then i would most certainly undertake saving the world never let it be said that Scott Baio didn't do his fair share for humanity.

 

[MechaBlade]

The AV is from the delicious mind of H.R. Giger, the man behind the "Alien" movies.

I would have to see the whole body of the woman to decide, and see how she acts, seeing as how she's not human. See, I'd sleep with an alien if it was like one of those Star Trek women: beautiful with green skin and pointy ears.

But until I can find out these details, No. Duh.

 

[Black_Bird]

Your aesthetics are quite contrary to mine.

Yeah, but then again, I'm not the one contimplating sleeping with a cyborg.

 

[voyergirl]

would you get me drunk first?
lol

 

[Never]

I take it no one would sleep with her but me?

 

[Black_Bird]

I take it no one would sleep with her but me?

Giger would; but then again, he doesn't have to deal with all the mechanical add-ons. I would think those would make sex a little difficult.

 

[Never]

The mechanoid add-ons are a plus.

Oh, come on, I can't be the only one.

 

[GuyJD]

I Scott Baio international sex machine

You don't say? I could swear that I once heard "Joanie" (as in "Happy Days" and "Joanie Loves Chochi") call you a "minute man" when she appeared on the Howard Stern Show.

In fact, I believe that's the same example given by Pam Anderson Lee. She said that she could cook a 3 minute boiled egg and you'll be done before the egg is.

 

[Never]

Biomechanoids have need too, you know. How would you feel if people refused to have sex with you just because of a few extra doodads sprouting from your skin?

 

[lilminx]

I wouldn't sleep with your av. I like your av, but I don't find the woman in it attractive, with or without the doohickeys on her head.

 

[Never]

Damn. My av aint gettin no lovin'.

 

[lilminx]

Don't feel so bad. Neither is mine- literally.

 

[Never]

... I love women who have much higher sex drives than I do, even as I fear them.

 

[lilminx]

Who might you be referring to, Miss Never?

 

[weed]

She looks like she should be prayed to.

Course it would take someone special to see the beauty behind her stone facade....someone willing to soften it....that could be a beautiful thing.

I'm just not into women but I find her fascinating. Would also like to know who she is.