Would you rather

[TWB]

he's dead

Did you meet him while creative and angry just after getting laid? Is that it?

 

[perks]

haahahahaha

I'm neither angry, nor post coital.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

haahahahaha

I'm neither angry, nor post coital.

I'll gladly supply the coitus

 

[lobito]

Give me the bad breath, it can be avoided. I don't mind snakes, but I don't trust them either.

 

[perks]

I'll gladly supply the coitus

I dunno, Mick. You have that L thing buzzin' around you.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I dunno, Mick. You have that L thing buzzin' around you.

If you ever figure that L thing out, give me a clue, will you?

But in response to the first question, I'd go with the stinky lover. The snake might be interesting for a little while, but I think the novelty would wear off after a while.

 

[perks]

If you ever figure that L thing out, give me a clue, will you?

I've figured it out for myself. It's just finding all those other people that agree with me that is the hard part.<grin>

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I've figured it out for myself. It's just finding all those other people that agree with me that is the hard part.<grin>

I suppose you have, at that. And you tried to explain it to me...but I'm too stubborn to listen.

 

[perks]

I suppose you have, at that. And you tried to explain it to me...but I'm too stubborn to listen.

you're just stubbornly classic. It's not a bad thing, just not my thing.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

you're just stubbornly classic. It's not a bad thing, just not my thing.

Byronesque, huh? A classic tragic hero. Hopefully I can break out of that mold. Not a good basis for a real love affair.

 

[perks]

Byronesque, huh? A classic tragic hero. Hopefully I can break out of that mold. Not a good basis for a real love affair.

how this thread got on to the subject of a real love affair, I'll never know.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

OK...how about sex with a snake who has bad breath?

 

[perks]

OK...how about sex with a snake who has bad breath?

I met that guy, once.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

If he offers you anything in return for your soul...hold out for a better offer. He'll up the ante.

 

[Summery]

I will take the bad breath baby! With mints, gums, tic tacs and mouth wash, you can at least temporarily remedy nasty breath.
But a reptile up my ass? I don't think so! I like anal sex with humans thank you very much.

 

[MechaBlade]

Bad breath that's magically incurable. Well, I just don't have to kiss her. Fuck snakes. If she's perfect, she'll understand that there will be no french kissing. Hell, I'd take on a few more flaws if bad breath were the only thing making my perfect girl not perfect.

 

[Jimi]

Is the snake poisonous?

Ditto?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Ah, but you miss the point. If the breath is bad enough, perhaps you would want a poisonous snake. Like Cleopatra with her asp. (Note, that's spelled asP)

 

[penguindance]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

It's incurable and unmaskable.

I think the above answers that question, my pretty stranger lady. Nice AV by the way.