Would you rather

[perks]

be with the person of your dreams perfect in every way, except for their horrid breath

or

have a live snake push its head into your butt?

 

[J.B.]

gee... that's a tough one....
I'll take the stinky lover. THere's always Listerine.

 

[perks]

gee... that's a tough one....
I'll take the stinky lover. THere's always Listerine.

It's incurable and unmaskable.

 

[MissTaken]

Is the snake poisonous?

 

[J.B.]

It's incurable and unmaskable.

well shit.
is the snake poisonous?

 

[Ice Cold]

Ok which one is better in bed?

 

[Jewelz]

umm break out the altoids......

 

[glamorilla]

If he smells like a locker room I'm set!

 

[erosman]

Is there a difference?

 

[Latinababe]

If he smells like a locker room I'm set!

I think I would take snake...lol

 

[Latinababe]

sorry I posted that in the wrong spot again....dammit.....lol

 

[perks]

the snake isn't poisonous, but FUCK, it's a snaaaaaaake!<my phobia>

 

[J.B.]

nah.... I love snakes... just don't love them.
I'll take the stinky man.

 

[islandman]

Depends........which one will make me breakfast in the morning?

 

[Wiggles]

I'll take Mr. Stanky.

As long as he knows about his stinky breath and keeps it away from me, we'll be fine.

Unless of course we're talking trouser snakes....

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Perky hun...if you are trying to warn me you have really bad breath, its OK, I'll still love you. I may insist on doing it doggy style (no pun intended), but I will love.

And that fear of snakes thing is VERY freudian. Lie down here on my couch unt ve vill talk about it, ja?

 

[perks]

I don't think I have stinky breath.eeeeek

You'll just have to ask someone that has kissed me.

 

[nasty]

Well, since you know my fetish, smell doesn't really bother me.

 

[perks]

I know your fetish???I might have heard rumours<grin>

 

[islandman]

I don't think I have stinky breath.eeeeek

You'll just have to ask someone that has kissed me.

Okay, who here has kissed perky? Who wants to?



ME

 

[nasty]

I thought you did. Well, just think, what activity do people do, daily, that many consider stinks? But, it has to be done.

 

[TWB]

I like snakes.

I don't like shit for breath.

I have kissed someone with bad breath and didn't like it.

I have never had a snake up my ass.

I like new experiences.

You figure. . .

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Okay, who here has kissed perky? Who wants to?



ME

I haven't, but I'll be next in line, even if she does have stinky breath and a secret fear of my penis (the snake phobia thing).

 

[TWB]

Where's Sigmund when you need him?

 

[perks]

Where's Sigmund when you need him?

he's dead