Would You Rather?

[Slugger31]

The game is very simple...

It's similar to the "This Or That" thread in that you present two options. The difference is that in this game you present two scenarios (they can be horrible or wonderful) and you make the next person choose which scenario they would rather have play out. The next person picks one of the scenarios, gives a short explanation of why they picked that scenario, and then writes a new "Would You Rather".

The two scenarios do NOT have to be related at all, but they should be fairly equal to the degree that they would be enjoyed or suffered. Absolutely ridiculous scenarios are encouraged.

EXAMPLE: Would you rather... fight 1,000 angry first graders or a bear that has sharks for arms?

Let's do this!

I'll start...

Would you rather... Put a toothpick under the nail of your big toe and kick a brick wall OR put a metal file between your teeth, bite down hard, and rip it out?​

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I'll start...

Would you rather... Put a toothpick under the nail of your big toe and kick a brick wall OR put a metal file between your teeth, bite down hard, and rip it out?​

Good gosh, I don't want to even think about doing either of those! I guess the toe thing in hopes it would cause less permanent damage, but it sure sounds more painful.

WYR look after five toddlers or five dogs for a weekend?

 

[RUlookingup]

rip it out/5 dogs


Would you rather eat a very large woman's ass who has been riding a bicycle for an hour in 90 degrees heat while wearing spandex or eat the toe cheese of a construction worker working under the same conditions? Tough one....I know.

 

[Slugger31]

Would you rather eat a very large woman's ass who has been riding a bicycle for an hour in 90 degrees heat while wearing spandex or eat the toe cheese of a construction worker working under the same conditions? Tough one....I know.

I'll take eating the large woman's ass because at least I won't question my sexuality and I'm engaging in a semi-natural sexual act.

Would you rather drink eggnog with every meal for the rest of your life OR get punched in the face randomly once a week for the rest of your life?

 

[RUlookingup]

I think I would rather get punched in the face.

Would you rather join an occupy a city movement or be a cameraman for "The View" for the next year?

 

[sexy_curves]

I'd have to say cameraman for The View, at least I won't get pepper sprayed.


Would you rather have to sleep in the same sheets without washing them for a year, or only get to shower once a week for a year?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I think I would rather get punched in the face.

Would you rather join an occupy a city movement or be a cameraman for "The View" for the next year?

Cameraman. I used to watch that show but I haven't in a long time.

WYR work repairing septic tanks or as a telemarketer?

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Above: Shower once a week. I'm assuming a sponge bath would be allowed. Actually, not washing your hair and skin as often would help balance out your body's sebum production. Which is a good thing. Google "no-poo" sometime.

 

[RUlookingup]

once a week/telemarketer

would you rather have your husband fuck another woman in your presence or have him watch you with another man?

 

[sexy_curves]

I would rather be the witness, I wouldn't want to create that pain / jealousy for someone I love.

Would you rather inherit a house on the beach in Hawaii or a home in Alaska with a perfect view of the Northern Lights?

 

[Slugger31]

Would you rather inherit a house on the beach in Hawaii or a home in Alaska with a perfect view of the Northern Lights?

Home in Alaska. Knowing my luck Hawaii would get destroyed by a hurricane right after I move there.

Would you rather never HAVE to sleep ever again (though you can if you want) OR be able to make others sleep on command for however long you want?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Home in Alaska. Knowing my luck Hawaii would get destroyed by a hurricane right after I move there.

Would you rather never HAVE to sleep ever again (though you can if you want) OR be able to make others sleep on command for however long you want?

I would like to never need sleep again...oh the things I could do with more time!!!

WYR drive a minivan or a smart car?

 

[sexy_curves]

Never have to sleep again. I could get so much accomplished.

Would you rather have an allergy to water or sunlight?

 

[RUlookingup]

minivan/sunlight

Would you rather pay full price at a high end store or donate to the poor?

 

[Slugger31]

minivan/sunlight

Would you rather pay full price at a high end store or donate to the poor?

Donate to the poor. I've got amazon and ebay.

Would you rather shit your pants during the interview for your dream job OR have your genitalia disappear completely the first time your dream significant other sees you naked (Your genitalia returns shortly thereafter but you have no explanation)?

 

[sexy_curves]

Genitalia disappear...Medical mystery we could laugh about when we look back on it.

Would you rather have to shovel wet sloppy snow every day for the rest of your life, or drive through a blizzard twice a week for the rest of your life?

 

[RUlookingup]

genitalia disappear/sloppy snow


Would you rather a disproportionately small sized penis/vagina or an over-sized head?

 

[Slugger31]

genitalia disappear/sloppy snow


Would you rather a disproportionately small sized penis/vagina or an over-sized head?

Over sized head.

Would you rather lose all your head hair forever OR never be able to wear shoes or socks ever again?

 

[RUlookingup]

head hair....depending on the climate


Would you rather be a performer in Behind the Green Door or Deep Throat?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Over sized head.

Would you rather lose all your head hair forever OR never be able to wear shoes or socks ever again?

I'm barefoot every chance I get only to wear shoes when I have to. My hair is about to my waist again and I love it. So, no shoes for me.

Would you rather be only allowed to have sex once a year or cum within seconds every time you have sex?

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I'd answer the post I skipped on accident, but I'm not sure I know who/what Behind the Green Door or Deep Throat are?

 

[RUlookingup]

Cum instantly


Would you rather be a small town girl or a big city girl? Why? Google them girl

 

[annhuis]

Big city... People don't know u there!

Would you rather sleep with 6 people at one tine or sleep with them one at a time

 

[Slugger31]

Big city... People don't know u there!

Would you rather sleep with 6 people at one tine or sleep with them one at a time

One at a time.

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to fly?

 

[sexy_curves]

Fly...cheaper than paying for gas

Would you rather have a job you hate with people you love or have a job you love but work with people you hate?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fly...cheaper than paying for gas

Would you rather have a job you hate with people you love or have a job you love but work with people you hate?

I'd rather have the job I love and work with people I hate.


Would your rather play would you rather here on this thread, or on the old Would your Rather thread

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I'd rather have the job I love and work with people I hate.


Would your rather play would you rather here on this thread, or on the old Would your Rather thread

I'm kinda liking this one.

WYR cook me dinner or do my laundry?