Would You Rather: The Demented Version

[kurrginatorX]

Okay, Litsters, it's time to get those synapses firing. This version of Would You Rather calls for you to present two horribly outrageous scenarios for the next poster to ponder. Try to present two separate scenarios. In other words, don't say, "Would you rather be sodomized by mules or horses" because sodomy is still sodomy. With that said, let's begin.

Would you rather French kiss for a full minute a hobo who hasn't brushed his teeth in six months or walk backward over ten feet of hot coals?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Would you rather .....eat liver and onions for thanksgiving

Or


Drink a colon cleanse on Christmas Eve

 

[KinkyLaughs]

"Demented" is an Interesting spin...

Would you rather .....eat liver and onions for thanksgiving

Or


Drink a colon cleanse on Christmas Eve

Liver and onions for sure. WYR clean up dog poop all day or clean up a bad vomit mess once?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Okay, Litsters, it's time to get those synapses firing. This version of Would You Rather calls for you to present two horribly outrageous scenarios for the next poster to ponder. Try to present two separate scenarios. In other words, don't say, "Would you rather be sodomized by mules or horses" because sodomy is still sodomy. With that said, let's begin.

Would you rather French kiss for a full minute a hobo who hasn't brushed his teeth in six months or walk backward over ten feet of hot coals?

I'm going with the hot coals and hoping it 's mind over matter.

Liver and onions for sure. WYR clean up dog poop all day or clean up a bad vomit mess once?

Both are not to my liking, but I'll clean up the "bad vomit mess once"...then throw up!

WYR sleep in a bed you know is infested with bed bugs or sleep outside in a snake infested area?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I'm going with the hot coals and hoping it 's mind over matter.




Both are not to my liking, but I'll clean up the "bad vomit mess once"...then throw up!

WYR sleep in a bed you know is infested with bed bugs or sleep outside in a snake infested area?

The first.Bed bugs are Insidious and disgusting (had some experience )But Snakes can Kill. WYR spend one night in jail or a week in a haunted house?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Bumpers.

The first.Bed bugs are Insidious and disgusting (had some experience )But Snakes can Kill. WYR spend one night in jail or a week in a haunted house?

.....

 

[Leigh81]

The first.Bed bugs are Insidious and disgusting (had some experience )But Snakes can Kill. WYR spend one night in jail or a week in a haunted house?

Haunted house

WYR have 2 broken legs or 2 broken arms??

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Haunted house

WYR have 2 broken legs or 2 broken arms??

Good one. Gonna says legs more. Somehow think.I'
all miss use of my arms more. Haha. WYR fall down a long flight of stairs or a typical steep street in San Francisco (while drunk). ??

 

[SkiDavid]

Good one. Gonna says legs more. Somehow think.I'
all miss use of my arms more. Haha. WYR fall down a long flight of stairs or a typical steep street in San Francisco (while drunk). ??

San Francisco street.

Bad diarrhea or projectile vomiting?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

San Francisco street.

Bad diarrhea or projectile vomiting?

Diarrhea. Hemroids or skin rashes?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Diarrhea. Hemroids or skin rashes?

Skin Rashes.

WYR lick your cat clean or have a 98 year old woman drool into your mouth and you have to swallow it?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Neither.

Would you go back to school to become a nurse or phlebotomist?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Neither.

Would you go back to school to become a nurse or phlebotomist?

Phlebotomist. WYR eat dirt or eat an insect?

 

[latino_88]

Phlebotomist. WYR eat dirt or eat an insect?

Insect. Crickets are yummy

WYR date a Hollywood actor/actress or a soccer player?

 

[Seadog777]

Insect. Crickets are yummy

WYR date a Hollywood actor/actress or a soccer player?

I've actually dated an actress, so I'll choose Soccer player this time.
(A REAL MAN never tells so nobody needs to ask)

WYR.....Get pegged by a woman OR get fucked in the ass by a guy???

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Pegged by a woman. WYR drink a warm 12 pack of beer or 2 liters of prune juice?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

2 liters of prune juice…I think.
WYR get locked in a closet for a weekend or be completely lost alone in the country?

Closet. WYR be forced to clean windows for a week or watch a marathon of Rom Coms for a week?

 

[Animaul]

Rom com's easily!

WYR take a paper cut between the webs of your fingers or your toes (yes I clenched my fingers and toes while typing this out)

 

[zcraft5]

Okay, Litsters, it's time to get those synapses firing. This version of Would You Rather calls for you to present two horribly outrageous scenarios for the next poster to ponder. Try to present two separate scenarios. In other words, don't say, "Would you rather be sodomized by mules or horses" because sodomy is still sodomy. With that said, let's begin.

Would you rather French kiss for a full minute a hobo who hasn't brushed his teeth in six months or walk backward over ten feet of hot coals?

hot coals