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eat 6 ounces of human flesh<as in chew, swallow, digest>

or


lose your sight for 2 weeks.
 
Jumpin Jehosiphats! (however that's spelled)

That was an easy one, Perky...

I can fumble around in the dark for awhile.

Leave the cannibalism to someone else! :(
 
How much meat is in 6 ounces...I usually hear about meat measured in pounds.

Two weeks of blindness isn't bad, but not something I would look forward to.

I'd miss looking at manga.
 
Tyrael said:
How much meat is in 6 ounces...I usually hear about meat measured in pounds.
lol, you know there are 16 ounces in a pound, right?
 
I'd eat the human flesh. I ate mountain oyesters the other day, how much worse could it be? I couldn't handle the thought bbof being blind for any amount of time.
 
I guessing the meat is cooked - I'd eat it, just another thing to know I have done I guess.
 
perky_baby said:

lol, you know there are 16 ounces in a pound, right?

All i remember is what I used in chemistry.

2.2 pounds in a kilogram.

Now that I know that 16 ounces are in a pound...the eating 6 ounces of flesh part don't sound so bad.
 
An 8 ounce steak is the normal I think, so 6 ounces wouldnt even fill you up on its own!
 
I don't eat ANY kind of meat.

I guess I'll just be listening to a lot of music for a while. :(
 
Cooked flesh I could deal with...but I'd rather be the humanitarian and just lose my sight for 2 fortnights...
 
perky_baby said:
eat 6 ounces of human flesh<as in chew, swallow, digest>
or
lose your sight for 2 weeks.

I will admit there are 2 clients that I have to call on today that I'd enjoy chewing into, but I think they would give me indigestion. Lose my eyesight for 2 weeks? yep, that might help my touch improve
 
Human flesh, no problem. Blind for two weeks, I'll give it a go.

I was staying with a friend the other night in a twee English cottage. You can only get out of the bed at the end though, since the room is a funny shape.
When I had got up I went downstairs, took out my glasses and tried to read the Sunday paper. I couldn't. It was totally blurred. I squeezed up my eyes, rubbed them, banged my head on the ceiling - low ceilings - everything you normally do to get your sight back.

After some time, I noticed a lens was missing because I'd stood on them getting out of the bed. OK I'd left them on the floor, but if her house had been properly built in the first place I'd have rolled our of bed as usual.

I'm begining to pine for my hayloft. I feel a Shylock coming on. Maybe I'll call in all my pounds of flesh and have a banquet.
 
Once you've eaten Tripe...

human flesh seems almost a delicacy...

:D
 
perky_baby said:
eat 6 ounces of human flesh<as in chew, swallow, digest>

or


lose your sight for 2 weeks.

Oh geeze!! Take my sight...please! It could be an enlightening experience......help me grow as a human being.

But eating human flesh would put me in therapy for the rest of my life. Oh, the self loathing........

:heart: bluemuse
 
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perky_baby said:
eat 6 ounces of human flesh<as in chew, swallow, digest>

or


lose your sight for 2 weeks.

i would opt for the blindness so i can appreciate my other senses for 2 weeks and also fully appreciate the use of sight and encourage me to look after my eyes

and also to be able to emphatise better with blind or partially sighted friends of mine
 
If you lost your sight for two weeks, people could feed you human flesh and you wouldn't know the difference...
 
Make me blind for 2 weeks... That way my taste buds would become super sensitive so I could enjoy that 6 ounces of human flesh later in the week.:D
 
Hey, I've got a nice, thick, 6 oz. tube steak one of you ladies can suck on for awhile to see if you like the taste first.

Sorry. Somebody had to say it.
 
Hamletmaschine said:
Hey, I've got a nice, thick, 6 oz. tube steak one of you ladies can suck on for awhile to see if you like the taste first.

Sorry. Somebody had to say it.

And I've got a real cock - none of this aerosol tube veriety, properly shaped, ready weighing.

I suppose there's been a thread on "How heavy is your cock?" already on Lit. 6oz. - what's that in metric and how do you weigh a cock anyhow?

Are cock's more difficult to weigh erect?

What did bobbit's weigh - that might be a benchmark.

Bobbit +3.2
 
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