Would you please stop licking your sister????

[Guest]

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[cantdog]

Sib dynamics are strange and various, and like, relentless.

 

[TE999]

What parent hasn't loudly requested something along that vein while attempting to prevent sibling mayhem during a car ride?

I swear, I found myself saying one of Bill Cosby's examples -

"No one in this car will ever touch anyone else ever again!"

We did have fun at the pool - this was after. We were hot and tired and the way home. They were being buttheads.

And yes, I realize the thread title works quite well for scourie's next incest story. He can have it. Too much squick factor for me.

I need a drink.

You might be dealing with a mineral deficiency in your offspring.

Or they were playing 'Let's Rattle Mommie's Cage'.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[glynndah]

And why do you think I only had one child?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Bwahahahaha!

 

[Guest]

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[glynndah]

Smart. Very smart.

We got one of each flavor and counted ourselves lucky.

Well, at least they each get a window.

 

[Guest]

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[TE999]

So they can be tossed out?

Nothing so crude. Simply stop at a remote country store and 'forget' them when you leave.

 

[starrkers]

I wish I had stopped at one for each window.

So, how many times did this threat bounce of the windscreen?:

"If I have to stop the car, so help me..."

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

Nothing so crude. Simply stop at a remote country store and 'forget' them when you leave.

We just bought a VW van and put one on each seat. Ours had the lovely tendency to fall asleep within five minutes of hitting the freeway. Y'gotta love the hum of an engine . . .

 

[shereads]

I thought this thread would be about cat siblings, not human ones.



My poor parents! They never drove anywhere without my sister and me in the back seat whining, "She's looking at me!" and "She's touching my side of the car." The move from Arizona to South Carolina must have been sheer joy.

 

[shereads]

You might be dealing with a mineral deficiency in your offspring.

LOL for real.

 

[starrkers]

How about "He's breathing at me"? And the window up/down wars?

 

[john-the-author]

My wife says that she made a mistake when her three kids were young. They were all being fractious and she and their father figured "What the hell?" She said "Okay, I want you all to try to kill each other!" She reasoned--incorrectly--that when they all had had blood drawn, they'd stop.

They had to pull the car over 30 seconds later. The kids for going for the gold. She never tried that again.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

What parent hasn't loudly requested something along that vein while attempting to prevent sibling mayhem during a car ride?

I swear, I found myself saying one of Bill Cosby's examples -

"No one in this car will ever touch anyone else ever again!"

We did have fun at the pool - this was after. We were hot and tired and the way home. They were being buttheads.

And yes, I realize the thread title works quite well for scourie's next incest story. He can have it. Too much squick factor for me.

I need a drink.

bwahaha, that made me flash to my little brother, he was 3 and I was in university when he decided to get at everyone he would run up and lick them. He continued with his game until he was nearly 13. And I think i'll be taking the piss out of him later over it!

 

[keeblercrumb]

What parent hasn't loudly requested something along that vein while attempting to prevent sibling mayhem during a car ride?

I swear, I found myself saying one of Bill Cosby's examples -

"No one in this car will ever touch anyone else ever again!"

We did have fun at the pool - this was after. We were hot and tired and the way home. They were being buttheads.

And yes, I realize the thread title works quite well for scourie's next incest story. He can have it. Too much squick factor for me.

I need a drink.

Darlin'..... you had me there..... My reaction to the name of this thread

(and having just sent you my piece on "sister sex" to edit) (again)...

"My God, the woman is gong to edit me out there in front of everyone!"

I am not sure, but I may told her to keep licking her sister!

So.... it was with real relief to find this was simply another chapter in the joys of parenthood. Traveling with kids....

And then we arrived at Grandma's house and it was...."Your foot is on my side of the bed!" all night.

As a confirmed grandparent, I love hearing these stories now.... I KNOW it pisses my daughter off when we react to these trials with "Ahhhh... isn't that cute!"



-KC

 

[jomar]

How about "He's breathing at me"? And the window up/down wars?

Yep. And the 'She's on my side!" territory battles.

 

[impressive]

My favorite was shouted in checkout line of the grocery store in, oh, 2001 or thereabouts:

NO TOUCHING TONGUES!

My younger two spawn were imitating a magazine cover.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I remember being one of four growing children being stuffed in the back seat of an ever shrinking (and small to begin with) Subaru, year after year, making the three hour drive down to the grandparent's beach house...

 

[Liar]

Not a chance. They're too smart.

But you're still faster, right?

 

[Munachi]

well i might just never learn to drive so when i have children i at least don't have these car-ride problems...