Would you like to Date my Wife

[dave265rd]

Would you like to Fuck my Wife

Looking for someone who would go into the store where my wife works and come on to her and try to pick her up. If she likes you I think she would go out with you. You are free to do anything with her that she lets you do.
All that I ask is that she never know about this post and that I set it up,you must make it look like you just happened to go into the store on your own. Also I would ask that you keep me posted on all that happens.

 

[DirtyKitten]

I'd do her.

But I'm a gossipy bitch, so I'd end up telling her about your post.

(I'm just picking on you love, I know you were talking to the boys. )

 

[dave265rd]

I'd do her.

But I'm a gossipy bitch, so I'd end up telling her about your post.

(I'm just picking on you love, I know you were talking to the boys. )

Yes I was talking to the boys....but mmmmmmmmm might be great to have a girl try.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Yes I was talking to the boys....but mmmmmmmmm might be great to have a girl try.

Can't have her. She's mine

 

[DirtyKitten]

Can't have her. She's mine

I'll fight you for her, you wench.

 

[dave265rd]

Can't have her. She's mine

And what are you going to do with her

 

[dave265rd]

I'll fight you for her, you wench.

would you knock me down and sit on me??????

 

[DirtyKitten]

And what are you going to do with her

*hands dave protective cup*


You know, just in case

 

[DirtyKitten]

would you knock me down and sit on me??????

No, I'd slap you and put a high heel up your ass though.

 

[dave265rd]

*hands dave protective cup*


You know, just in case

Oh the hellwith the cup..give it to me

 

[dave265rd]

No, I'd slap you and put a high heel up your ass though.

My kind of woman

 

[DirtyKitten]

Oh the hellwith the cup..give it to me

*shakes head and giggles*

You'll learn to not invite Jen to do that.

 

[dave265rd]

*shakes head and giggles*

You'll learn to not invite Jen to do that.

I think Jen would kick my ass....with your heel in it

 

[DirtyKitten]

I think Jen would kick my ass....with your heel in it

I think that made me wet.

 

[dave265rd]

I think that made me wet.

Well then take turns and kick away

 

[DirtyKitten]

Jenny!!!!!!! Oh Jenny!!!!!!!!


Ms Jackson!!!!!!!!

 

[dave265rd]

Jenny!!!!!!! Oh Jenny!!!!!!!!


Ms Jackson!!!!!!!!

Jenny kicked that heel of yours so far up my ass she had to go to the hardware store to find the right tool to take it out.....HURRY JENNY

 

[DirtyKitten]

Jenny kicked that heel of yours so far up my ass she had to go to the hardware store to find the right tool to take it out.....HURRY JENNY

*wipes tear from eye*


God damn, that was funny.....

 

[dave265rd]

*wipes tear from eye*


God damn, that was funny.....

Thank you sweet Kitten....or is it Dirty Bitch as you kick it once more...lol

 

[DirtyKitten]

Thank you sweet Kitten....or is it Dirty Bitch as you kick it once more...lol

I only allow Jen and LadyA to call me dirty bitch.

But your wife's hot, so I'll let you slide

 

[dave265rd]

I only allow Jen and LadyA to call me dirty bitch.

But your wife's hot, so I'll let you slide

I am so sorry Miss Dirty....and thank you......

So what are you going to do to my wife

 

[DirtyKitten]

I am so sorry Miss Dirty....and thank you......

So what are you going to do to my wife

That would depend on what she wanted I suppose.

 

[dave265rd]

That would depend on what she wanted I suppose.

I think she would enjoy seeing you put me in my place.....then she would be all yours...

 

[DirtyKitten]

I think she would enjoy seeing you put me in my place.....then she would be all yours...

See, now you're just trying to romance me you fucker.

 

[dave265rd]

See, now you're just trying to romance me you fucker.

Kitten my dear..would I do that,,,and now you sound just like my wife...she calls me fucker so much we have friends that think thats my real name