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Would you like some bananas with your karma?

Frozen tropical drinks should be served

  • in a cored pineapple with colorful paper umbrellas

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • in a coconut shell, with a Spongebob Squarepants plastic straw

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • in a ceramic faux-Polynesisan tiki head

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • by the pound

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Total voters
    12
shereads

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The good news is, my banana trees have fruit and I'm donating a dozen pitchers of frozen banana daiguiris to the Authors' Hangout. (To tide us over until mango milkshake season.)

:kiss:

The bad news is, a client in Sarasota, FL has opened a new spa and insists that I drive over for a few days to have a massage, a facial, and some bizarre torture called a 7-head Vichy shower.

Years ago, I refused to tour a client's meat-packing plant.

I thought the fates had forgiven me, but it seems I have to pay.

Pray for me, pornsters. If I don't wake up from the near-comatose state I fell into the last time I had a deep tissue massage, remember that I enjoyed your dirty stories enormously, and that my last thoughts were of sex.
 
Meatpacking plant? Spa?

What's the problemo, Sher? I love that after-massage comatose state. Let yourself go.

Perdita
 
perdita said:
Meatpacking plant? Spa?

What's the problemo, Sher? I love that after-massage comatose state. Let yourself go.

Perdita
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im with Perdita. revel in the hands on! who knows, you might just find a new fetish.:D
 
Spongebob, of course!

And have a wonderful massage!



(Mmmm, to dream naughty dreams while being fondled all over in such a way. Delicious!)

;)
 
By the pound, m'dear. Pineapples are too prickly to hold, coconuts are too furry, ceramic faux? :D.

You passed on the meat-packing plant? Good call.

Glad to see it's caught up to you. Enjoy. And come back with details of that shower!

:p

~lucky
 
shereads said:
... some bizarre torture called a 7-head Vichy shower ...
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To use up the left-over Vichy Water, I suppose?

If your client's meat-packing plant was making hot dog weiners that day, you missed a wonderful opportunity to become a vegetarian.
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
To use up the left-over Vichy Water, I suppose?

If your client's meat-packing plant was making hot dog weiners that day, you missed a wonderful opportunity to become a vegetarian.
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V_B,

Please, do NOT get her started on Fast Food Nation.

~lucky
 
Gimme :nana: :nana: I love :nana: :nana:

Not cos they're rewd, of course. Well, maybe that's part of their charm. :eek:

Have a great time, Sher, you deserve it!

Lou :kiss:
 
cored pineapple.. im not afraid of a little prick.. its just a bit dissapointing, but if the flavor is good im not complaining
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Fruity and alcoholic, just like my men......:eek:
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Better than cheesy and alcoholic, hon. :rolleyes:

Lou

Edited cos I put "chessy" instead of "cheesy". Poor pawns. :rolleyes:
 
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perdita said:
So, Abby, you're a fag hag? P.
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Yes, but arent we all, they are the best people to go shopping with and they will not hesitate to tell you that you look bad in something!!!:)
 
Speaking of fags and nanas, I watched this hilarious episode of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy last night, where the guy was supposed to cut up a cucumber without seeds, and he just couldn't figure out how to remove the seeds. Finally, he used an apple corer. Carsons' line:

"It's just typical for a straight guy to take a phallic object and turn it into a vagina!":D
 
None of the above, Sher,

We serve ours in PLASTIC fake tiki god glasses, because those are safe in the pool or spa. Those damn ceramic ones keep slipping and are hell to clean up, not to mention the waste of some good ingredients.

Since my own current clients would only offer me the choices of industrial gasses, electronic data entry devices, bulk chemical compounds (minimum order 1/4 railcar) and light infantry weaponry, I unfortunately find little current sympathy to see your required visit as a signficant hardship. <G>

Enjoy the 'nanas
 
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