Would you fuck Thor, the Mighty Thunder God

[Desiremakesmeweak]

This is a question for women certainly, although if there are those who want to think about some other angle then okay, I'll not object the same way that I DO object to spinning anything James Bond into the realm of bi or gay male!!

I have some acquaintance with the actual Thor - that is, the Mighty Thunder God, son of Odin.

He was recently thinking of producing a film in Hollywood and taking some of the crew down to the Bahamas and then suddenly whipping up a huge storm that keeps everyone holed up for a good long while and cut off from the rest of civilization - with the main female lead stuck in a chalet with him...

Thor is not like the nice Chris Hemsley fellow by the way - might look like him but does not behave like him at all. Orgies among his fellow gods and goddesses are nothing out of the ordinary by the way, if you read his original biographer Snori Sturlussen. A more luridly erotic piece of poetry I have hardly before read!

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[hotassbitch12002]

This is a question for women certainly, although if there are those who want to think about some other angle then okay, I'll not object the same way that I DO object to spinning anything James Bond into the realm of bi or gay male!!

I have some acquaintance with the actual Thor - that is, the Mighty Thunder God, son of Odin.

He was recently thinking of producing a film in Hollywood and taking some of the crew down to the Bahamas and then suddenly whipping up a huge storm that keeps everyone holed up for a good long while and cut off from the rest of civilization - with the main female lead stuck in a chalet with him...

Thor is not like the nice Chris Hemsley fellow by the way - might look like him but does not behave like him at all. Orgies among his fellow gods and goddesses are nothing out of the ordinary by the way, if you read his original biographer Snori Sturlussen. A more luridly erotic piece of poetry I have hardly before read!

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absofuckinlutely

 

[sunandshadow]

More of a Loki fan, myself.

 

[LadyVer]

Snori is a legend among saga writers I believe.

 

[Carnevil9]

I remember one true story about Thor. He was tired of the wenches up in Valhalla one day, and decided to come down to earth and fuck a human woman. So he finds a comely lass in a bar, chats her up, and takes her back to her place. They fuck in epic style all night long until she is exhausted.

In the morning, after a scant few minutes of sleep, she tells him that he is the greatest lover she has ever had. He replies, "Well of course. I'm Thor!"

She says, "You think you're thor? I'm tho thore, I can barely pith!!"

 

[englishgent73]

It's all in his hammer action

 

[Lokishoney]

was always partial to Odhin/Wotan myself but have recently developed a fondness for Loki ...

 

[Carnevil9]

You want a Norse god for a Lit story? It begins and ends with Freyr, god of fertility. Check out his equipment:

(I have a replica of this very statue in my collection)

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

I just noticed that the actor's name is Hemsworth, not 'Hemsley,' although it's also all over the internet as 'Hemsley' as well! WTF.

Have to say I totally agree that the Loki guy steals the show completely in just about anything he's in these days. He's brilliant.

 

[Lokishoney]

I just noticed that the actor's name is Hemsworth, not 'Hemsley,' although it's also all over the internet as 'Hemsley' as well! WTF.

Have to say I totally agree that the Loki guy steals the show completely in just about anything he's in these days. He's brilliant.

Have to confess - never seen the movie. Tried it - got about fifteen minutes in and after watching Hollywood hack Nordic mythology to in indistinguishable pulp, I went and read a book.

And, yes, I know it was based on the comic and not the myths but it still pissed me off.