Would you fuck me?

[alexandraaah]

Here's my sexy self at the moment:

I have a cold which has produced a hacking cough. Gross.

I am drinking tea and water like it's a contest. I am peeing at an award winning level.

I have not showered today, nor do I plan to...maybe not ever.

I have discovered that if you take those premade nestle things and put them in the microwave for a minute...they don't cook but get really gooey and warm and delicious.

When I am not typing, I am scooping up warm, uncooked batter with my finger and eating it without any grace whatsoever.

Who wants me and how bad?

 

[Clitfucker]

Here's my sexy self at the moment:

I have a cold which has produced a hacking cough. Gross.

I am drinking tea and water like it's a contest. I am peeing at an award winning level.

I have not showered today, nor do I plan to...maybe not ever.

I have discovered that if you take those premade nestle things and put them in the microwave for a minute...they don't cook but get really gooey and warm and delicious.

When I am not typing, I am scooping up warm, uncooked batter with my finger and eating it without any grace whatsoever.

Who wants me and how bad?

I will fuck you and your clit no matter how damn sick you are ok baby.

 

[Tim1]

ME

I want first dibs.....second or third could get kinda gross in your condition....

 

[alexandraaah]

Tim1

This is the condition.

Take it or leave it, chump.

You and clitfucker have become a little comedy duo.

Do you come as a package?

 

[kotori]

I wanna lick the spoon

 

[dangergirl]

Nah, I'll pass.

Even without a cold.

 

[alexandraaah]

I wanna lick the spoon

*closing eyes tight, willing herself into the form of a spoon*

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Nice shoes....

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Would you fuck me?

Nah, I'll pass.

Even without a cold.

Have you ever attempted to post to one of my thread's with anything but an attitude?

Please go away now.

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Tim1

This is the condition.

Take it or leave it, chump.

You and clitfucker have become a little comedy duo.

Do you come as a package?

Hell no me and Tim1 don't come as a package, cuz he acts too much like a motherfucker sometimes. You will have me all to your lonesome self TEHEHEHEH.

 

[alexandraaah]

Nice shoes....

heh.

 

[kotori]

lovin' spoonful

*closing eyes tight, willing herself into the form of a spoon*

<humming softly> me 'n' you, and you 'n' me. . .
you know I'll be humming that all day now.

 

[Tim1]

Re: Tim1

This is the condition.

Take it or leave it, chump.

You and clitfucker have become a little comedy duo.

Do you come as a package?

Ok Ok.....I'll take it with pleasure......

But please don't confuse my swave and de-boner ways with anything that Clitfucker does.

 

[dangergirl]

Huh?

Have you ever attempted to post to one of my thread's with anything but an attitude?

Please go away now.

Gee, that was rude.

Actually, I don't recall posting to any of your threads before.
~shrugs~

But then again, sometimes I do post to brainless threads without paying it much thought. So, I guess I could have. Sorry, but it simply didn't make an impression on me.

As for going away, see Angel's rule thread for direction.

I'll post where I want, when I want, and to however I want.
Those are the rules.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Tim1

Ok Ok.....I'll take it with pleasure......

But please don't confuse my swave and de-boner ways with anything that Clitfucker does.

You know that no one could ever be as swave or de-boner as you, darlin'

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Huh?

Gee, that was rude.

Actually, I don't recall posting to any of your threads before.
~shrugs~

But then again, sometimes I do post to brainless threads without paying it much thought. So, I guess I could have. Sorry, but it simply didn't make an impression on me.

As for going away, see Angel's rule thread for direction.

I'll post where I want, when I want, and to however I want.
Those are the rules.

Great...it'll be fun to have you around.

 

[Tim1]

Dangergirl

HMMMMM...I'm confused, but thats not hard for me to be. Do you mean you've posted to brainless threads before you were Dangergirl or since you have been Dangergirl?

Let me also add.......if this is a brainless thread then let me be the first to say THANK GOD. It's about time a few threads are for fun and not to blast someone around here.

I don't read every thread here, but if Alex has a chip on her shoulder, so far as your posts, then it's probably warranted.

Continue on Alex....I like this thread.....

Remember I got a gun and I'm not afraid to use it.....

 

[alexandraaah]

Tim baby...

Where were we?

Oh yeah, I was just about to take your hand and....

*cough* *sputter*


...oh, man I'm really sorry...

 

[SempreAngela]

Re: Would you fuck me...

Ohhh, not tonight, alexandraaah, I have a headache.

 

[lovetoread]

Hello there.

I am not interested in sex,but will you share the batter?

I love the stuff.

Get well soon.

 

[alexandraaah]

Hello there.

I am not interested in sex,but will you share the batter?

I love the stuff.

Get well soon.

that was so good, there'd be a better chance at my sharing sex.

heh.

 

[greybeard]

goodness...............

Oh my.............but most entertaining.

Tim1, it's very warming to see a gentleman help a woman in need, and for you, Alex, to be so appreciative.........

greybeard

 

[lovetoread]

that was so good, there'd be a better chance at my sharing sex.

heh.

Okay how about this....


You look so wonderful when you are sick.

Your kindness shines through like a beacon in the night.

Your eyes glow with the warmth of a spring day.....



Now how about a little bit of batter now?

 

[alexandraaah]

Okay how about this....


You look so wonderful when you are sick.

Your kindness shines through like a beacon in the night.

Your eyes glow with the warmth of a spring day.....



Now how about a little bit of batter now?

*hands over the batter*

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Huh?

Gee, that was rude.

That was rude? What convent, sheltered away from the cold cruel world were you raised in?

'Please go away.' That was rude? *Shaking head.* I thought it was the nicest way I have ever seen someone ask another to simply leave them alone. A hell of a lot more plesent than 'fuck off and die' wouldn't you say?

Now THAT is rude.

Yeah, you can go were you want, do what you want, but you can only make friends if you try. And even then... Who knows.

Have a wonderful day.