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Zombie! Like in that movie I am legend..

I was having a conversation with a couple of buddies last night and we were talking about the new Zombieland movie which you should all see. Then I asked if anyone else saw I am legend to which everyone said yes. Soooooo, naturally I say that in the scene with the chick zombie strapped down to the exam table did anyone else wonder what it would be like to rape a zombie, with a condom of course due to zombie disease..

So it turned quickly into a discussion of all the evil shit you've ever thought of doing during sex but due to laws, death, etc.. never actually did.

Unfortunately one of my buddies girlfriends was in the room for this and was looking rather shocked. She asked if guys really thought about this stuff during sex and we all confirmed that it's true but that we're not even approaching the really violent stuff, then I told her she would probably be scared shitless during sex if she could ever know what her man was thinking about. She turned a few shades of pale but like a champ hung in for the duration.

So, anyone ever wonder what it would be like to have some hot chick zombie or vampire slaves that you could exercise your most hateful, violent sexual desires with? What happens when sadist doms become zombies? .. hmmm? :devil:
 
Zombies lose all brain capacity other than basic motor functions, and hunger...so no, what would be the point?

She asked if guys really thought about this stuff during sex and we all confirmed that it's true but that we're not even approaching the really violent stuff, then I told her she would probably be scared shitless during sex if she could ever know what her man was thinking about.
I really don't think this is normal...but whatever works for you...
 
Zombies lose all brain capacity other than basic motor functions, and hunger...so no, what would be the point?


I really don't think this is normal...but whatever works for you...

Not zombies but violence in general.
 
...I'd bang a vampire.

Oh, I so second this. From the sub side of this equation, of course. Yeah, I don't get the zombie thing, but I'm ALL ABOUT getting fucked by a vampire!

Also, I'm totally intrigued, and not scared (yet): What are all these evil thoughts you guys have during sex that we don't know about? Or did you just mean stuff regular girls don't know about? All of us pyls being so much more aware of that sadistic dark side in our PYLs. ;)
 
Yes

and yes I have had that discussion also. Except the girl present was not a champ and couldn't even get past anal. So she got ignored whilst the big people talked. It's fun ignoring girls that are use to lots of attention, eventually they'll pay high prices for all eyes on them.

Anyway, the discussion went on to how to go about trapping a female zombie. If she would be warm or cold, and if you feed her brains would the next primal urge kick in turning her into a sex zombie.

And I could talk for ages on sex zombies.
 
*Some* vampires are hot.
I would do that Frank Langella guy anytime but Bela Lugosi not as much :D
 
Oh yeah, nother fangbanger right here :cathappy:

Well, okay, I'm more a Twilight vamp banger than I am just any vamp. I so wanted that honeymoon scene to get more grafic. And when they started talking about her bruses and how she didn't notice, only wanted him to hold her tighter, hell to the yeah baby. And they didn't even get into the temperture play posibilities. And how hot it would be to be in the throws of passion and him lean down and bite....yummy.

I'd do one of the wolf kids too. Now that would be some sweaty sex.
 
Zombie! Like in that movie I am legend..

I was having a conversation with a couple of buddies last night and we were talking about the new Zombieland movie which you should all see. Then I asked if anyone else saw I am legend to which everyone said yes. Soooooo, naturally I say that in the scene with the chick zombie strapped down to the exam table did anyone else wonder what it would be like to rape a zombie, with a condom of course due to zombie disease..

So it turned quickly into a discussion of all the evil shit you've ever thought of doing during sex but due to laws, death, etc.. never actually did.

Unfortunately one of my buddies girlfriends was in the room for this and was looking rather shocked. She asked if guys really thought about this stuff during sex and we all confirmed that it's true but that we're not even approaching the really violent stuff, then I told her she would probably be scared shitless during sex if she could ever know what her man was thinking about. She turned a few shades of pale but like a champ hung in for the duration.

So, anyone ever wonder what it would be like to have some hot chick zombie or vampire slaves that you could exercise your most hateful, violent sexual desires with? What happens when sadist doms become zombies? .. hmmm? :devil:
Fuck a Zombie? If it's a hot chick with a tight ass, I'm there!

Yes, I'm pretty easy.:rolleyes:
 
Fuck a Zombie? If it's a hot chick with a tight ass, I'm there!

Yes, I'm pretty easy.:rolleyes:

That would equal good looking guy with big cock? I guess I am pretty easy too then...
 
You really want a cold clammy cock inside you?

Sure. If it's attached to a smokin' hot vampire.

Well, okay, I'm more a Twilight vamp banger than I am just any vamp. I so wanted that honeymoon scene to get more grafic. And when they started talking about her bruses and how she didn't notice, only wanted him to hold her tighter, hell to the yeah baby. And they didn't even get into the temperture play posibilities. And how hot it would be to be in the throws of passion and him lean down and bite....yummy.

I totally agree.
 
i don't know about Vampires... i saw the twilight movie and read the books, and i have to say that the werewolves were much more appealing to me.
as for a zombie.... hmmmm... only if the could attack my pussy with the same ferocity they attack living human souls.... yeah. i'd take a zombie over a vampire. any night :)
 
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