Would you continue sexy chatting someone if you found out they were hideous?

[GimpyIntellect]

Let's say you start anonymously chatting with a sexy stranger.

This person is deliciously hot, checks off all the boxes on your kink list....

AND THEN IT HAPPENS.

You accidentally stumble across their personal information, and see their picture. Oopsy.

Bow wow.

What's your next move?

Asking for a friend.

Serious replies only.

 

[irksomesauce]

Let's say you start anonymously chatting with a sexy stranger.

This person is deliciously hot, checks off all the boxes on your kink list....

AND THEN IT HAPPENS.

You accidentally stumble across their personal information, and see their picture. Oopsy.

Bow wow.

What's your next move?

Asking for a friend.

Serious replies only.

Would this "friend" just happen to be a fat pig who jacks off over the phone with someone who also gets off telling another poster exactly how he'll sexually assault that poster's daughter, and that the daughter will like it?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity
to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

 

[Ms_Ann]

Sex in the 21st century.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm married but I will answer. I am not one of the beautiful people. I don't scare little children but I know the truth. I hate to see people cut out knowing someone just because of looks. I wouldn't discount someone.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Thanks guys.

A lot of helpful information here that I'll be able to pass along to my friend.

You guys are the best.

 

[Lancecastor]

Let's say you start anonymously chatting with a sexy stranger.

This person is deliciously hot, checks off all the boxes on your kink list....

AND THEN IT HAPPENS.

You accidentally stumble across their personal information, and see their picture. Oopsy.

Bow wow.

What's your next move?

Asking for a friend.

Serious replies only.

Happens to Garnate all the time, ask her.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Happens to Garnate all the time, ask her.

Whatever happened to her?

I miss those titties.

 

[Lancecastor]

Whatever happened to her?

I miss those titties.

Her husband found out.

I have a great topless pic of her if you'd like to see her milkers in toto.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Her husband found out.

I have a great topless pic of her if you'd like to see her milkers in toto.

I didn't know she was in the rock band Toto.

 

[Lancecastor]

I didn't know she was in the rock band Toto.

To be precise, they were in her.



 

[queertag46]

Let's say you start anonymously chatting with a sexy stranger.

This person is deliciously hot, checks off all the boxes on your kink list....

AND THEN IT HAPPENS.

You accidentally stumble across their personal information, and see their picture. Oopsy.

Bow wow.

What's your next move?

Asking for a friend.

Serious replies only.

You saw his feet, didn't you?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

To be precise, they were in her.



Oh, you.

Are you allowed in the lounge, Lance?

 

[Rightguide]

Let's say you start anonymously chatting with a sexy stranger.

This person is deliciously hot, checks off all the boxes on your kink list....

AND THEN IT HAPPENS.

You accidentally stumble across their personal information, and see their picture. Oopsy.

Bow wow.

What's your next move?

Asking for a friend.

Serious replies only.

Toss a bone over the nearest ridge, then go dark.