Would you be a pleasant houseguest?

[Lancecastor]

Hey, what do you think?

If for some reason you landed on my doorstep, either as a surprise or because we planned it....

Would we enjoy your visit, you and me?

 

[sweepthefloor]

I always wanted to be a houseplant.

 

[blobfish]

Oh, I think you'd enjoy it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh, I think you'd enjoy it.

Eww, I'm getting dizzy from the gayness.

 

[blobfish]

Eww, I'm getting dizzy from the gayness.

Gayness? I was talking about how I would buy some orange juice to replace that which I used. Why did your mind go right to gay!?

 

[Instant_Star]

Hey, what do you think?

If for some reason you landed on my doorstep, either as a surprise or because we planned it....

Would we enjoy your visit, you and me?

If I stay with someone over night, I generally bring a dessert. I even ask for preferences so you're almost guaranteed to enjoy it

 

[Adre]

I would bring a case of Malbec, a few Cohibas, and some salt water taffy. In return I would expect a blowjob from the lady of the manor.

 

[Peregrinator]

As long as you don't mind me stepping outside around midnight for a smoke. Otherwise, I'm excellent company.

 

[Lancecastor]

I would bring a case of Malbec, a few Cohibas, and some salt water taffy. In return I would expect a blowjob from the lady of the manor.

If there were one, she'd be no lady, thank you very much.

Which probably explains why there isn't one.

Ha!

As long as you don't mind me stepping outside around midnight for a smoke. Otherwise, I'm excellent company.

No, I don't mind at all and I'm certain you'd be excellent company.

 

[Adre]

If there were one, she'd be no lady, thank you very much.

Which probably explains why there isn't one.

Ha!

Well, no Cohibas for you!

 

[Squibbs]

I've heard about the cameras in your bathroom.

No thanks.

 

[Peregrinator]

No, I don't mind at all and I'm certain you'd be excellent company.

You're very good at keeping me on the fence between thinking you're an evil douchebag and thinking you're a guy I'd probably become great friends with. Would you please make up my mind on this?

 

[Lancecastor]

If I stay with someone over night, I generally bring a dessert. I even ask for preferences so you're almost guaranteed to enjoy it

That's really quite considerate.

English Trifle with lots of port and rum, the frozen strawberries in syrup and some Nestle's tinned cream but not too much, please.

You're very good at keeping me on the fence between thinking you're an evil douchebag and thinking you're a guy I'd probably become great friends with. Would you please make up my mind on this?

It would be importunate of me to weigh in on that, but hell, we'll each been here forever, so that probably says something.

Plus, you always have a string of bitches around you, so I'd be retarded to turn you away, pimp.

 

[Instant_Star]

That's really quite considerate.

English Trifle with lots of port and rum, the frozen strawberries in syrup and some Nestle's tinned cream but not too much, please.

I don't know how to make it, but I probably have a recipe some place, I bet I could figure it out.

I've been known to make supper too, if it's requested.

 

[blobfish]

I'd bring horehounds and Moxie.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't know how to make it, but I probably have a recipe some place, I bet I could figure it out.

I've been known to make supper too, if it's requested.

When I'm the Host, I do the cooking, but dessert is fine...but it has to be a surprise, otherwise I'd demur.

 

[Peregrinator]

That's really quite considerate.

English Trifle with lots of port and rum, the frozen strawberries in syrup and some Nestle's tinned cream but not too much, please.



It would be importunate of me to weigh in on that, but hell, we'll each been here forever, so that probably says something.

Plus, you always have a string of bitches around you, so I'd be retarded to turn you away, pimp.

Importunate is a silly word. I'll see who's on the hook in your area. Unless I'm mis-remembering, you live in the Maritimes somewhere, yes?

 

[Lancecastor]

Importunate is a silly word. I'll see who's on the hook in your area. Unless I'm mis-remembering, you live in the Maritimes somewhere, yes?

It's a wonderful word; one day soon, Google Analytics will be able to tell me how many people looked it up and my Grade 10 English teacher will smile in his dirtbed.

There's nobody here where I am and never has been, but that's part of Lit's retro webcharm for me.

 

[run_silent]

I forget who said it first but fish and guests stink after three days. It's a rule I live by.

 

[Peregrinator]

It's a wonderful word; one day soon, Google Analytics will be able to tell me how many people looked it up and my Grade 10 English teacher will smile in his dirtbed.

There's nobody here where I am and never has been, but that's part of Lit's retro webcharm for me.

Well, "troublesomely urgent" is an unwieldy phrase, sure. I'm not sure it was what you meant, though.

If I'm right about your loc, there have been a few, one of significant note. Not for the public boards, however, and she moved away a long time ago, dropping off the radar in the process.

 

[blobfish]

I forget who said it first but fish and guests stink after three days. It's a rule I live by.

Where does that leave me?

(Ben Franklin, by the way.)

 

[Peregrinator]

I forget who said it first but fish and guests stink after three days. It's a rule I live by.

Twain, I think.

 

[Peregrinator]

Where does that leave me?

(Ben Franklin, by the way.)

You are correct.

 

[Instant_Star]

I forget who said it first but fish and guests stink after three days. It's a rule I live by.

Ben Franklin

 

[blobfish]

You are correct.

When I was about fifteen, I had a small book of Franklin quotes, and I read through it probably a dozen times. It made me wonder what happened to men like that.