would someone seduce me

[satindesire]

Hmmm.... well, I can do amazing things with my tongue.

*perks up*

Did someone call me?

 

[Lord_Steve]

I absolutely have a condo in Bonerville, dammit. Over behind the Estates at Scrotum Heights. Kind of a newly-developing area near the musk factory.

Fuckin' bougies. Your father and his father and his father before him grew up just fine in a lil' ol house on the corner of Asshole Av. Yeah, that's right, on the WRONG side of the tainttracks. But that's just wasn't good enough for you.

Youuu make me sick, SICK I tells ya.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*perks up*

Did someone call me?

Look at her ears twitch!

Fuckin' bougies. Your father and his father and his father before him grew up just fine in a lil' ol house on the corner of Asshole Av. Yeah, that's right, on the WRONG side of the tainttracks. But that's just wasn't good enough for you.

Youuu make me sick, SICK I tells ya.

I just wanted to better myself, okay? A little pink bungalow up on Perineum Way? A split level overlooking Testicular Turnpike? Is that too much to ask for??? Especially since the bottom fell out of the Asshole market.

Are you still living out in the Estates at Urethra Village?

 

[SlapNTickle4Me]

Hey, I'm a blonde, blue eyed virgin!

(Psst, only one of the above statements is true.)

Oh Look! Color=Wheat! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hmmm well I am blonde, blue eyed, and thankfully NOT a virgin.

To think of all the fun nasty sex I would be missing if I was....oh HELL NO!!!!

 

[satindesire]

Look at her ears twitch!

*covers head embarrassed*

Oh no! My secret's out! I've been a lolcat all along...