Would someone let me know if I am gay? I can't figure it out.

[Douglastonman]

I have always been interested in females. I love how they look, a pretty face and great legs drive me wild. I never had any sexual relations of any kind with men. If I see a good looking man, my thought would be, I wish I could look that good (not that I look that bad lol). After a long marriage, I have been separated a couple of years now. I put together this 10" punch and added two rubber handles on it and put it in a vice between my mattress. When I put my ass in it, it feels so great that I use it in so many different positions and have used it over an hour and a half. Imagine, every time that I want to feel great I can control how fast, how deep, short strokes or long stokes. It drives me wild just thinking about how I used it in the past. I dream of a woman who will use it in her pussy while I lick her or putt it in her butt while I have sex with her. Lately because I haven't had sex in a long time, I wake up thinking of a guy with a long penis who is in prison and makes me shave my legs and makes me take it in all different positions. He tells me that he doesn't care if I don't make a sound but if I do I must moan like a woman or he will cut off my balls and make me sound like one. I wake up thinking about my legs up in the air tied to the bars and some guy (never picture a face) wailing away on me, while in reality I have a hard on. Do you think that I am gay?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Quit joking around ROB!

 

[Squibbs]

Weird.

Lifendeath just recounted such a dream a few months ago.

Perhaps you two should converse?

 

[tactful]

Open door, step out of closet, what the hell, everybody else is.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have always been interested in females. I love how they look, a pretty face and great legs drive me wild. I never had any sexual relations of any kind with men. If I see a good looking man, my thought would be, I wish I could look that good (not that I look that bad lol). After a long marriage, I have been separated a couple of years now. I put together this 10" punch and added two rubber handles on it and put it in a vice between my mattress. When I put my ass in it, it feels so great that I use it in so many different positions and have used it over an hour and a half. Imagine, every time that I want to feel great I can control how fast, how deep, short strokes or long stokes. It drives me wild just thinking about how I used it in the past. I dream of a woman who will use it in her pussy while I lick her or putt it in her butt while I have sex with her. Lately because I haven't had sex in a long time, I wake up thinking of a guy with a long penis who is in prison and makes me shave my legs and makes me take it in all different positions. He tells me that he doesn't care if I don't make a sound but if I do I must moan like a woman or he will cut off my balls and make me sound like one. I wake up thinking about my legs up in the air tied to the bars and some guy (never picture a face) wailing away on me, while in reality I have a hard on. Do you think that I am gay?

I think you're crazy but we're all crazy here.

 

[lovetoread]

I think you're crazy but we're all crazy here.

Some of us are just crazier than the others.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Some of us are just crazier than the others.

That's an understatement.

 

[KyleW]

Mail your first post to Dan Savage. Await results.

 

[CHNOPS]

"Alt together now (alt together now)
Alt together now (alt together now)
Alt together now (alt together now)
Alt to-geth-her blob!!!"

 

[Liar]

Shag a dude and see if you dig it.

 

[dougsan]

If you speak truth, you owe it to yourself to have a one-on-one with a man. Maybe your Bi, maybe your straight and just curious. Go for it. Cock taste delicious and whatever you are you are very welcome here, with us.

 

[CandiCame]

You'd prob get a better response from they gay board. But you shouldn't feel pressured to classify your sexuality. Those fantasies are pretty gay, but having fantisies about cock doesn't mean you're exclusivly attracted to men. It means you like the cock. Just fall in love with whoever you want to fall in love with, and if they happen NOT to have a cock, well, that's why strap-ons exist.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have always been interested in females. I love how they look, a pretty face and great legs drive me wild. I never had any sexual relations of any kind with men. If I see a good looking man, my thought would be, I wish I could look that good (not that I look that bad lol). After a long marriage, I have been separated a couple of years now. I put together this 10" punch and added two rubber handles on it and put it in a vice between my mattress. When I put my ass in it, it feels so great that I use it in so many different positions and have used it over an hour and a half. Imagine, every time that I want to feel great I can control how fast, how deep, short strokes or long stokes. It drives me wild just thinking about how I used it in the past. I dream of a woman who will use it in her pussy while I lick her or putt it in her butt while I have sex with her. Lately because I haven't had sex in a long time, I wake up thinking of a guy with a long penis who is in prison and makes me shave my legs and makes me take it in all different positions. He tells me that he doesn't care if I don't make a sound but if I do I must moan like a woman or he will cut off my balls and make me sound like one. I wake up thinking about my legs up in the air tied to the bars and some guy (never picture a face) wailing away on me, while in reality I have a hard on. Do you think that I am gay?

Give your buddy a handy and ask him.

 

[AuntNelda]

I know the answer to your question, but I don't have time right now to reply.

I have to be on the "Today" show in twenty minutes.