Would BB go out on a date with me?

[parodyluvr75]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Big Bird agree to go out on a date with me?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that he would reject me.


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[Noor]

This would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, would Big Bird agree to go out on a date with me?

Unfortunately I am 99.99% sure that he would reject me.


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I think he is a bit height challenged, he wouldn't see you unless he was sitting down.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I dunno. He looks like he kinda digs ya.

 

[Aglaopheme]

She likes 'em tall.

 

[Misshotndeep]

BB is a size queen and I don't think you can beat his last date. http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Snuffleupagus-552x620.png

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think he is a bit height challenged, he wouldn't see you unless he was sitting down.

Hey...

She likes 'em tall.

Yes, and they seem partial to me.

I dunno. He looks like he kinda digs ya.

He brought me flowers.

 

[parodyluvr75]

BB is a size queen and I don't think you can beat his last date. http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Snuffleupagus-552x620.png

She has a big beak!

 

[Aglaopheme]

And the endearing head tilt is dead giveaway.

 

[parodyluvr75]

And the endearing head tilt is dead giveaway.

Yes, or he's sizing me up.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yes.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm going to end up getting plucked either way.

 

[Aglaopheme]

He is a rather plucky chap.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He is a rather plucky chap.

He's definitely one to squawk about.

 

[neci]

big bird always freaked me out.

 

[parodyluvr75]

big bird always freaked me out.

It's all that yellow and the voice!

 

[Magnetron]

I thought she meant Busybody.

 

[lovetoread]

BB would only break your heart.

 

[parodyluvr75]

BB would only break your heart.

The handsome ones usually do.

*sigh*

 

[bronzeage]

The handsome ones usually do.

*sigh*

He and I shared a cabin at summer camp, many years ago. He hasn't changed a bit, which is a little weird.

At night, long after lights out, I would hear a raspy moan and see a glow from under his blanket. Most of us had the decency to step outside and jack off behind a tree, but BB needed extra stimulation. One day, the curiosity got to me and I looked under his mattress to see what he had hidden. It was a large print edition of "My first ABC Book." The pages for J and K were stuck together.

 

[parodyluvr75]

He and I shared a cabin at summer camp, many years ago. He hasn't changed a bit, which is a little weird.

At night, long after lights out, I would hear a raspy moan and see a glow from under his blanket. Most of us had the decency to step outside and jack off behind a tree, but BB needed extra stimulation. One day, the curiosity got to me and I looked under his mattress to see what he had hidden. It was a large print edition of "My first ABC Book." The pages for J and K were stuck together.

Oh dear, I had no idea how kinky he was.

I have a question.

Are his feet really as big as they look in pictures or is it photoshop?

 

[bronzeage]

Oh dear, I had no idea how kinky he was.

I have a question.

Are his feet really as big as they look in pictures or is it photoshop?

All real, with weird little blue veins running through the webs.

 

[parodyluvr75]

All real, with weird little blue veins running through the webs.

Does he like dodos?

Not that I'm interested but in case another dodo is.

 

[bronzeage]

Does he like dodos?

Not that I'm interested but in case another dodo is.

It's entirely possible. He did talk about emus and other flightless birds, as if they were something special, but I think it was only because he could never get it off the ground, himself.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I misunderstood the title of this thread…

 

[Liar]

I misunderstood the title of this thread…

So... would you?