Would Barbie ever

TonyG

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get it on with Ken? Or is he just not her type? Is she more a GI Joe kind of gal? Or, is Skipper more her flavor?


How did you play with your Barbies ladies?
 
Ken's the guy you gotta worry about. He just doesn't look like he'd have much interest in women, if ya know what I mean.

But I'm sure Barbie is just a staight out fuck machine. I think GI Joe is probably more her type.
 
lol Tony my answer from the other place still stands!:p
 
Barbie liked My Little Pony... But then Ken got into the Pony's too...
 
At first Ken was taken in by the little miss "don't touch me I'm a virgin" routine. Then one day he caught her lounging around topless with GI Joe outside the Townhouse at the swimming pool.

He pretended like it was nothing, but he was just biding his time. He grabbed Barbie (that fucking whore) and dragged her into the back of the Psychedelic Camper. Then he showed her just how anatomically incorrect he *really* was.

I never did find the other leg that popped off in the melée...
 
Barbie likes her men more masculine than Ken can ever be. Ken is perfectly happy with his Dragonball Z action figure, while Barbie is is having a great time with Voltron. She gets a little Thundercat action on the side as well.
 
Like Barbie and Ken wouldn't be fighting over who gets G.I. Joe.
;)
 
Sadly enough, I have a whole folder of these already...
 
My barbies only dated Han Solo! Ken was the jealous friend who never got any.
 
Nora, you seriously worry me

:p
 
I worry myself!

Glad you like 'em, Siren. I actually had planned to use them for a project, but I never did.

Here's one for our lesbian friends...
 
Hahahaha ohhhhhhhh shit

:p
 
Damn

You would ask me that!

I used to be active in a visual chat program in which the users wear avatars similar to ours, only we usually edit out the backgrounds.

I was going to make a special Barbie room. Mostly in good humor rather than for any inherant sexuality, but there were a lot of BDSM chats available, so I figured *someone* would use them!

I think I made the ones that i already posted, but I still have quite a few others.

Shame I can't post the .avi and .mpg I have. *eg* Although do a search for WheelchairBarbie[1].mpg and I'm sure it's easy enough to find. Um..warning that it's very much not for the faint of heart!
 
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